OT: My heartfelt gratitude and relief ...

[Bloomfield]

It’s time to do something about junk email, I think.

[Chuck_Clark]

@Martin Milner

Hey, I just got a junk e-mail from r_mouse@jerryselfsweatshop.com offering to send me chewed & empty sunflower seed husks if I send whole sunflower seeds to a PO Box in Orwell, NY.

I’m sure there’s a catch, but I can’t figure it out. I’m being distracted by an infinite number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. They’re doing the mashed potatoes, but one or two are out of rhythm.

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Y’know, Martin, I always thought that whistles and recreational chemicals don’t mix. It sounds like you’re empirically testing the theory.

[allezlesbleus]

@Chuck_Clark

@Martin Milner

I’m sure there’s a catch, but I can’t figure it out. I’m being distracted by an infinite number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. They’re doing the mashed potatoes, but one or two are out of rhythm.

Y’know, Martin, I always thought that whistles and recreational chemicals don’t mix. It sounds like you’re empirically testing the theory.

Actually, Chuck a slightly (very) hazed-over friend of my came over the other day and was really intrigued by my whistles. He got very enthusiastic about uses for whistles that don’t play too well. He kept mumbling something about “hitting really high notes.”

PC

[Jerry_Freeman]

@Bloomfield

It’s time to do something about junk email, I think.

Hi, Bloo.

Thanks for posting this. I’ve been telling Ralph to stay away from springy looking pieces of wood.

I’ll show him the picture. It’s so kind of you. You may have saved Ralph’s life.

Best wishes,
Jerry