Nanohedron sent some sunflower seeds for Ralph, which arrived yesterday.
He is, in fact, tickled pink with them. It’s quite obvious he really likes them. Went straight for the sunflower seeds right past the peanut butter and looked every bit the happy little mouse.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Jerry,
What did the elves think of the white likker I sent them? The fella who made it swore that it was the highest quality Chatham Co. product you couldn’t get in a store…actually, he swore a whole bunch come to think of it…
PC
PS–If they didn’t like it, it really does a good job stripping paint!
Hi, Paul.
Did I forget to mention that?
Well, the elves loved the white likker you sent. Went through the whole shipment in one night. They’ve refused to do any more whistle tweaking work until I replenish the supply, so please send more right away. What with Ralph’s recent bout of shyness and the elves’ going on strike until you send more booze, I’ve had to do all the tweaking myself lately. People think this is an easy business, but it’s tough, very tough.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Sunflower kernels and moonshine for the J. Freeman Relief Fund…c’mon, everybody! Pitch in.
Really, Jer, you are shameless.
I say we all send him a truckload of plastic rcrd*rs of indifferent quality. Tweak that. 
Well, I would be interested in those Aulos plastic Richard Haka reproduction baroque recorders.
(What do you mean, “shameless”? Who, me?)
I think it’s mean to pick on Jerry during his pledge drive.
What about picking on my self-entitlement? Hmm?
Well, susnfx, I guess I told you.
Anyway, Jerry, give my best to Ralph, and keep those elves in tow!
Cheers
Ten!
Jerrrrry,
I’ll shee wha’ I kin do…hic…woohoo! Howed yer ellfs go through all tha’ shtuff a’ wunce? hic Me anna little guys need to hang out sumtime…woohoo!
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Next time I find a “pop” bottle of “shine” in one of my mailboxes I’ll know who to send it to!
(Really, I have found such stuff in boxes…put there for pickup by whoever put in an order) 