OT 'How Not to Write Metaphors' The Press has been outdone.

Thanks guys, this was much more fun than beating my head against the brick wall of political partisanship… er… “The comic relief was sudden, like that of a startled cat, noting the end of the dog chain.”

Now I’m very scared to hear the OTHER lines you’ve tried, if this worked better than they did!!

:boggle:

Steven

us brits don’t do things by halves!!..ah, the days of 31p pints…actually, i would have been about 4 when a pint cost 31p!

whoever wrote those should go into comedy