http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2964548501&category=317
Opening bid was $1. With 6 days left, 14 bids have brought the bid up to $610 for German lady.
I wonder if this is the beginning of Date-Craze on eBay.
(edited to update findings)
Platonic prostitution! What a concept. But does she play the whistle?
She might be talked into playing whistle, who knows. I figured her being a newbie with no feedback and no bids, C&F would be the most likely spot for her to find a truely sophisticated bidder. For $5 Nano, you couldn’t go wrong. 
Oh, the whistle question was just an academic one, and an exercise in inserting OT comments of a non-OT content into already OT threads. Otay?
But thanks for the tip. The idea of it! My dweeb status would be enhanced beyond belief with my friends finding out that I was having a doomed “relationship” with a fake girlfriend that I paid good money for. And all by correspondence! No STDs, anyway…
There seems to be a lot of these on eBay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2965091864&category=1469
(this from item description)
A little about me: My name is Jenny, I’m 22, 5’7", and I live in Seattle. I’m just looking for a safe, fun, and unique way to make some money. This was my ex-boyfriends idea, and it sounded good so i went along with it. The response we’re getting has already blown me away! We’ve been asked to appear on TV shows, our auctions have been mentioned on numberous TV and radio shows, and message boards all over the internet are buzzing about this! It’s crazy! In fact, I will be appearing on TechTV to discuss this auction next Thursday, November 20th! Win this auction, and maybe you’ll become famous!!!
I apologize to everyone who bid on my other auction only to have it get shut down. Please re-place your bid on this auction. I have double checked and this one follows ALL ebay guidelines and should not get shutdown for ANY reason. Thanks for understanding!
Soooo, Lorenzo…how’re things on the home front?
…or are you considering virtual pimping as a sideline? 
Everythings fine on the home front. Wife’s gone for the morning and I decided to shop in a new category I’d never seen before!
How about a car then? Win a ride in a rare BMW for $10 (one bidder)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2964949698&category=317
Or…learn how to own this car, somehow, by knocking the driver out? 46 bids so far and price is up to $100,000.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2965070777&category=317
(from item description)
Learn how to own a Dinan M5 by bidding for a ride in one on eBay and winning then knocking the stupid guy on the head when he tries to kick you out by the side of the road after your ride is up. This text will show you in a definitive way the approach to seduce his ego and entice him with the cash needed to secure you ride in the Dinan. Once in side the car and on the ride, this book will show you the next important setp in the process. What is it? We can’t tell you here, but we can assure you that this little book covers it all!!
One of them got a bid! 
And from someone using their real name as their eBay account name. So, now the whole world knows that Kev McNeil is a pathetic loser… 
Dating and cars not your thing? How 'bout a chef? Florida only. $175 (here you go Tony)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2965058981&category=317
(from item description)
I do your meal planning, grocery shopping and cooking!
Everything is prepared in your home, with my own equipment!
Don’t Let Take Out Take Over Your Life!
Let me cook healthy meals for your family to enjoy all week long!
Auction winner will receive:
Complete consulation in your home at your convienence.
Complete personal chef service from my homestyle meal menu that includes:
Five (5) complete meals with Four (4) servings of each prepared in one day in your home.
Each meal is vacuum sealed and guarranteed fresh for 5 days. (should meal not be consumed in 5 days, simply pop it in the freezer!)
Each meal is easy to reheat and eat by using the microwave, boil in bag or your oven.
No cooking, no dirty pots and pans!
DINNER IS ALWAYS READY!
Example of Homestyle Menu:
Manicotti with Fresh Garden Salad
Sweet and Sour Chicken Stir Fry
Casseroles
Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes
Chicken or Beef Stroganoff
Pasta Primavera
“Arr… The whore or, the whore, or… NUDE THEM ALL” (Marlon Brando)
If ‘date’ has the same slang connotations elsewhere as it has in Australia, I can assure you there’s nothing Platonic about it at all.
What a nice car!
More like the skin flute, I suspect…
Pretty girl though
Wie Geht’s, Meine Schazie?
O Tempora! O Mores!
Now look who’s quick to jump onboard this potentially lucrative market–LAWYERS! And true to the profession_…“there is no right or wrong. It’s just whichever way you choose to look at things.”_
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2963223082&category=317
What a loser! $5,000 for a date? Excuse me?
Hmmm. Maybe he’s onto something. Wonder if I should sell my soul for a few pieces of silver…
"IRISH COWBOW WILL TAKE RICH LONELY NYC LADY FOR HORSE RIDE (on the wild side). Date includes: one day working on west-coast ranch, church attendance (with bible study), crash coarse on ground cover identification in desert, snipe hunting, homemade dinner, evening of ITM, ending with one free professional guidance counseling session. Opening Bid - $1,000 (reserve not yet met) all proceeds to go for charity (Pipers Club)
I missed something. What happened to the professional email writer (you’ll get 6 emails in the first week, 4 in the second…)? Is she Sylvia the German Girl?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2965245197&category=317
Sorry Glauber, I’m sure she’ll be glad to know someone missed her. Don’t be shy, ask seller a question. (I did a little switcheroo since Sylvia had the better auction.)
You want nothing to do with this? Then this one is for you:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2965477838&category=317
No, i just thought that was such a loser deal… pay money to get even more email. I’m glad she put a fake full-body picture up now, to go with the fake leg shot.
Love the auction of nothing, though. That’s been done before, but still great.
Tell me about it. Problem is, Lorenzo changed his original post, and the point of my initial reply got lost.
And to think that he could’ve upped his post count by just adding it on!
C’mon, Lorenzo! Get with the program, here! Sheesh. 
Oh, hells bells, sheesher…ain’t one auction as good as the next for ye? Picky-picky.
There, now my post count is back up and you’ve +1 about it all.