I really need to consider getting a life…
do I offer condolances at this point? 
Go for it, Sam. Post more better faster stronger! 
The key to the executive washroom is on it’s way.
Welcome to the Milennium Club!
Martin, I forget: Who does the Initiation Rites with T-Sam? And she’ll need a copy of the X3-7(a), and all the minor passwords, of course. Do you think she got the Code Book yet?
Don’t worry Sam. We all know you’re just a lurker, really. 
Hey T-Sam, how’s this for memories?
Traditionally the last 1000 poster hands on the torch - that’d be Serpent. If he’s got his hands full with his new arrival, Waldo could do it…though if he does not have access to a pair wellington boots full of marmalade and the shakey-shakey stick, he’ll have to improvise.
The Code Book is now in the snailmail - I addressed it to “Wire me a surface-to-air missile wouldya?”, so it may be delayed…
Probably 
TelegramSam, I’ll send you the codes by PM. Welcome to the 1,000 posters’ ranks. Thanks for the memories. It’s been real.
BTW, off the subject, my Chiffboard Anniversary is coming up next week. So is our friend Kim in Tulsa’s. Is there some kind of Chiffiversary registry at the Whistle Shop?
You DO have a life…right here with the rest of us in cyberspace! 
Congrats on joining the Millenium club.
Redwolf
Welcome to the club Sam. I believe it’s Walden’s duty to inform you not only of your new and hard-won rights but also your duties.
Er, the main duty of a KP* being to inform one has duties?
- This for KiloPoster, not KutyPie
Rightyo. Sometimes you may be called on to go on some mission for the greater good of whistlers everywhere, such as Bloomfield, Dale, Martin Milner and I did on our quest for the Chiffy Grail. Luckily the Undisputed sometimes lets us travel on Dale Force One.
and sometimes we have to rough it in a Land Rover…
Still, no discomfort was too great on the Chiffy Grail Quest!
… which has become sooooo much more bearable, now that the mauve upholstery is gone. :roll:
I want to be the first ‘person’ to reach 10,000 posts. Mabey a million, too.
Hi Cranberry,
Though shalt not spam C&F…although Tony’s giving lessons for a limited period only. But, we look forward to postings of the usual high standard - with obligatory avatar changes at least twice a week.
Brightens up a grotty afternoon
Trisha
Warning: Don’t stare at Trisha’s aviator for too long. You get hypno-mesmerized!
Must follow Trisha…must follow Trisha…must…
1000!!! Yeah TelegramSam!!!
Okay, so lets see. You just joined 10 Feb 2003 as in THIS YEAR and you already have over 700 posts. At your current rate of 8.78 posts per day you will hit 1000 in a little over a month from now. At your one year “Chiffiversary” you will be over 3000 posts. Your 10,000 post mark could be reached roughly three years from now. Sometime around your 16th chiffy year, you would hit 50,000. 100,000 would be reached about thirty-two years from now. A million would finally be obtained somewhere around three hundred and thirty three years from now… I think??? I wonder what the world of whistles will be like 333 years from now?
Mmmmm… I joined 18 Mar 2002 and am only at 135 posts. At this rate it will be something like eight years before I reach 1000 posts?
Walden, Zubivka, The Weekenders, blackhawk, Redwolf, Wombat, and serpent have all passed 1000 posts, yet they all have been here less time than I have. Well, technically Week joined five days before I did, but still! And there are more, like Cranberry, who are climbing the ladder to 1000+ posts really fast. Amazing! How do they find time to do that? How do they find that much to talk about? What am I doing wrong here? Apparently, I need to change chiffy posting tactics or something…
Sara