Coming late to C&F I may be opening a topic that has already been discussed. I am referring to tune name parodies. I am on the lookout for new ones.
Some that come to mind are:
the “Pains of Boils”
Seamus Ennis’ “The Arse and Douche of Piping”
There is that old favorite “The Road to Piss and Vomit”.
Newer ones are:
“My Darlings a sheep”.
Johnny Dorn’s “Hamburger Paddy”.
“I kissed her in the Derry Air” ( Derriere)
The Stare of Monster
Merrily Kicked the Quaker
The Maid’s Behind Bar None
Planxty Power’s Fanny
Start of the Countdown
Bullet the Wagon
Whiskers For Breakfast
Intemperance Reel
She Begs For More
Planxty Power’s Fanny
Merely Quake The Wife’s Kisser
Jug of slugs
The Stare of Monster
Merrily Kicked the Quaker
The Maid’s Behind Bar None
Planxty Power’s Fanny
Start of the Countdown
Bullet the Wagon
Whiskers For Breakfast
Intemperance Reel
She Begs For More
The Prattie in the Gander’s hole
Pains of Boils"
The Arse and Douche of Piping
The Road to Piss and Vomit
My Darlings a sheep
Hamburger Paddy
Varnish My Foreskin
The Silly Wanker
The Horny Pilgram
Jackson’s Morning Flush
Paddy O’Furniture
What about,
Lord Inch it in.
I Buried My Lad.
Trabolgan Reel.
The Sailors Vomit
But on a different way of changing names,
The Trans Roscommon Airways…The Planes Of Boyle
The Jaundiced Itinerent…The Yellow Tinker
The Galway Library…The Bucks of Oranmore
My Grannys Fanny…The Old Bush.
The Bitch with the Bread…The Hag with the Money