There have been some topics that don’t exactly have a peaceful theme or are related to “commerce.” These are the type of posts that I, as a musician, am least interested in reading on a site devoted to whistles and fun, in an age of rage. (Possible band name there!) I wish to suggest, to 3Fish Productions, three new message board ideas.
Commerce & Finance – Here you can sell your instrument, car or ‘Zircon Encrusted Reverstatic Vacuum Modulator.’ People with money (I.E. Non-musicians) can visit here to see the latest offerings. However, selling here does not increase the “number of posts” counter for the posting party.
Calamity & Fighting – Here you can pick on another member or a whistle company, complain about someone’s use of the English language, make nasty remarks about their pet or pick a fight. Posting here subtracts 2 points from your total number of posts. (3 points if you use a word you would not say in the presence of your mither.)
Charity & Friendship – Here you post friendly and kind statements about other board members, buisnesses, notes of thanks and messages of appreciation and encouragement. You get 2 post points for every post here.
Hey, Screw you Tube Dude - Love the name by the way (saying this keeps my point total equal) - I wanna keep my cursin’, fightin’, and sellin’ all in one place, thank you very much (are there extra credit points for saying thank you and please?)…and hey, what about the womanizing, you got plans to move that somewhwere else too?
Why, if this were a pub I’d… buy you a pint!! (+50 points)
Loren, this is all tongue-'n-cheek, dude. I truly appreciate you (+1 point)and just like to take a poke at godzilla once in a while. (-1 point) Okay? (0 points)
