Come on, I’m looking for whole new words here, good descriptive stuff with laugh-out-loud silliness. Somewhat like Ricky Gervais’ Flaminal books (OK, dunno if you have that over in the US of A yet). None of this German stuff! Wonderful though it is, it’s not very user friendly is it! 
I thought blowout might work but it seems to belong to car tires 
Brigitte
…and yes, the German stuff was quite nyukish
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When someone writes the manual, it could be subtitled: “Great Expectorations”.
How bout:
“Annoy the Bodhran player”
“De-lugify”
“Deflematory action”
“Digital deflemification”
" Give it a good raven and crow"
NOW we’re getting somewhere!!
FUPLE