This reminds me of the time I was waiting in line . . . yes, waiting in line again . . . in the grocery store when some guy licked the back of my neck.
I didn’t know him, either. Ick.
It’s worse in London. My wife and I were sitting on a park bench in Kensington Park, when along came a nanny, dog in hand and child on leash. One of those Kodak moments without a Kodak. 
Was he clean-shaven?
djm
I’m not sure ick is strong enough 
. I had a friend who was sun-bathing at the beach when her big toe was licked by a human. She found it quite disturbing.
djm, are you out of your mind???:boggle: You could get in trouble for doing things like this.! Someone is eventually going to call the police!
Is the sky blue? Does a bear sh!t in the woods? Do chickens have lips? Is the pope a catholic?
Questions, questions, questions beleaguring the minds of today’s youth.
djm
snort
This reminds me of the time I was waiting in line . . . yes, waiting in line again . . . in the grocery store when some guy licked the back of my neck.
I’d rather be “snorfled”.
hahaha 
something like that would happen to you. that is very funny.