Now that you’re nearing your 1000th post, are you struggling to come up with something truly significant to say? Are you going to continue to post at your usual rate of approximately 3 posts per day, or will you consciously or unconsciously slow down, so as not to appear too anxious to hit the 1M mark? Is Bloomfield jealous, or is he too busy writing his congratulatory remarks? Will Porridge post a comment? Will A. Lee Ass come out of retirement to salute you? Does this event signal the arrival of the apocalypse? Is Chiff and Fipple L1K compliant? Damn, I’m just trembling with anticipation!
Nah man, I’m feeling good, I thrive under pressure. I’ve got Bloomfield on the ropes, no way he’ll beat me to 1000! “I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, ain’t no way Bloomfield can out post me!”
Loren (only 8 posts till 1000) B.
Ok, let’s not get too competitive here. I don’t want you guys posting meaningless posts. In fact, I may have to delete all meaningless posts.
Uh, well, on second thought, that would be a bad policy on this board.
Dale
Doesn’t Loren just get on your tits.
Wiz
Do you have tits wizzy? I don’t believe I’ve been on them before, but if you post a photo of them, perhaps I’ll remember…
Loren
I reckon the sun is getting to ya pal.
Friends used to call my sister “Tits” on account of my name.
Tots
I’ve been laying low for a few days, just to avoid posting. I’m much too modest to ever dream of out-posting Loren. Not after he sent the pic of Wizzywig’s tits. 
Thanks, pal!