For years and years, I’ve made coffee with a Melitta conical filter holder outfitted with a conical paper filter. It’s basically a French drip. You apply an appropriate amount of ground coffee to the bottom of the filter, bring water to a rolling boil, allow it to cool a smidge, dampen the grounds with it and let them swell a tad, then pour the rest of the water over gradually. Or, you can throw caution to the wind and just fill the thing right away. It all depends on what you want in a cup of coffee. It’s a user-controlled process.
I use this method at work, too. It requires keeping a cup, a filter holder ($2.99), a supply of paper filters, and a container of ground coffee. It also requires an electric tea kettle, which is also good for . . . tea.
I will soon need a new electric tea kettle. We’re talking roughly $50.
With that thought in mind, I investigated the Keurig coffeemaker. As you may know, this is the gadget that utilizes a one-cup serving of coffee grounds in a disposable thing. The machine makes one cup at a time.
One coworker swears by them. The coffee is perfect, she says, but then says she can’t stand the coffee in the break room because it’s too strong. I can’t stand it, either, but that’s because it has orange and black stuff growing in the water tank. It’s also in the break room. And it’s Folgers.
Looking for reviews on Amazon.com, I see that there have been complaints about the weakness of the coffee. "I tried every K-cup I could find, but they were all too weak. That’s before I tried . . . " Following which there is the name of some char-broiled horror. (Emeril makes one, so that should tell you.) Immediately after will be disclaimers that say the CBH is bitter and flavorless.
Now, the price on the K-cups, as the unit-dose coffee things are called, is a bit much (12 for $9.99 at BB&B less 20% coupon). Also, the coffee maker itself is a bit much ($79 at BB&B less 20% coupon). I can get a special device to which I could add my own coffee, though ($11.99-14.99). Probably would have to do that since I drink coffee with chicory and I haven’t seen K-cups with that.
I’m also looking to take it to work, so I would want the “personal” mini version. That has a disadvantage in that it is still pretty large. It would be a major feature of my office decor. Another disadvantage is that it makes one 8-ounce cup at a time. The “makes one” part is ok, but the 8 ounces is a little less than I typically make at one time. About half, in fact.
Getting back to the Melitta thing, it has a really cool eccentricity factor. I pretend to be a barista, expounding on coffee theory – which I mostly just make up on the spot – while I’m sousing my grounds in the break room. (We’re working in a new area with a bunch of folks who aren’t used to me, and they’re tending to avoid me now. As I said, there is an advantage.)
Research indicates that the paper filter absorbs the bad oils that cause harmful coffee effects. The process isn’t particularly inconvenient or messy. I can even manage the ceremony in my office, and have done so for years with only one spectacular accident involving spilled dry grounds – really, you have no idea how far they fly – that turned out to improve the general office atmosphere somewhat. You couldn’t really see them after I kicked them under the files. Except for the ones still IN the files.
So, I’m undecided as to what to do. Stay with the Melitta or blow some bucks on a Keurig and risk . . . what? Unhappiness? Certain misery? Leakage? Premature failure? A new model coming out in a month that has all the features I’d like to have that this one doesn’t?
I admit that there is an eccentricity factor attached to the Keurig, too, but . . . it’s like some kind of cult. Thousands of people who search for the right coffee constrained by it having to be manufactured in a K-cup . . . these people actually SUBSCRIBE to routine deliveries of the stuff. They buy memberships to get discounts. Is this something I want to do? Do I want to become a Keurig zombie? Drinking one 8-oz cup of coffee after another? Not to mention that the thing looks like some sort of Borg device.
Opinions here are much better than anywhere else. Goodness knows, I trust them more because the spelling is correct. So, anybody have a Keurig? What do you think of it? Is there any way I can make more than 8 ounces at one time without using 2 K-cups?