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Hip!
Hippity!
HHHOOOOORRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
getting crowded in here!!! 
Congrats!
Hippity-dippity!!
Posting one’s post count shouldn’t count.
Nonetheless, JB, your are a scholar and a gentleman, and I applaud your landmark.
Clappity clapitty clapitty (jolly good show) clap, now pass the cucumber sandwiches, old chap.
Congrats! And a good fellow you are! 
I had to toot my own at 1000 also! (Maybe there should be a sub-club.)
Congrats, as well. Now, would you please pass the plate of cucumber sandwiches.
I like picked onion,
I like piccalilli,
A little bit of cabbage on Saturday night is allright,
I can go tomatoes,
But what I do prefer,
Is a little bit of cucumber.
This posting number total game is one game where reticence will leave you in the dust.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to everyone for the amount of absolute drivel I have posted in the last few days so that I could reach this point before going on holiday. 
BTW better make it a generous fitting smoking jacket. I normally put on a couple of sizes whenever I visit Cornwall. 
congrats to you, hey, check out my own count.
Amar wrote:
“check out my own count.”
QUICK!!! Think of something pink to award him for 3000!
Wasn’t there a special pink “Amar Edition” smoking jacket?
No need to apologize; some of us post drivel all the time, not just when we’re near a post-count threshold.
Oh, and Congrats!
We should now have a contest for the title of “Undisputed Drivel Champion” 
Congratulations! Here’s your smoking jacket.
MarkB
And here’s Amar’s!
Way to go JB.
Been a long time coming but you got there in the end.
Slan,
D.
I believe that would be me.