I was trying to hit 1000 before I left work today… 
Yay. You are on par with Cran and a precious few other compulsive posters. Welcome to the club. Guess we’ll use a Mini limo to pick you tonight. 
HIP!
You made a bit of a stink getting here…
HIP
Do they have a medication for that? 
Sure. It’s called “a life”. 
Hooray!!!
I can handle my posting and my life.
Is that denial?
Nah. Dis is de Nile.
YAY Tyler!!! The key to the 1k “lounge” is under the mat…at least it was a while back when I was still there 
And don’t mind the lounge…we had to use the broom closet for SOMETHING. 
Tyler, Tyler, he’s our man.
If he can’t do it,
We’ll just hoist an ale and talk about something else.
WHEEEEEEEEEE!
You, sir, have no scruples.
Did you all know that Tyler averages over 8 posts a DAY??? 
I think that might even be more than NANO!!!
'tis Nano is at 6.74. He has been slacking of late.
Nobody said a bloody word when I passed 500 this week. Talk about prophet without honour…heheh!
Steve
That’s great Steve! Now, when you learn to tie the other shoe, We’ll party! 
While quite a feat of derring do I think Em and Cran both hit 2000 in one day.
Hey! Was that supposed to be funny?