Happy Birthday Alan!
For those of you who have not had the privilege to get to know Alan from the chatroom and haven’t noticed his presence lurking about as one of the moderators…he is truly one of a kind..they don’t come any better than this guy…
Birthday cake will be served in the chatroom 11:30 pm or as soon as I can get there after that..L
my very best and nicest birthday wishes to you, dear Alan 
Yay!
He also performs quickie (but moving) marriage ceremonies (you must supply your own yellow post-it-note for the “license”).
A - Adroit at puns
L - Laugh-a-minute
A - Always a flashy dresser (except for the Cher look-alike get-up)
N - Never a dull moment when he’s around
Happy Birthday, Alan!
Susan
Many happy returns, Alan. From me to one mdrtr who’s never given me a bollocking! 
raises glass
Jingle Bel… um … Hare Krish… no, that’s not it … oh, yeah …
Happy BD, Alan. And many more!
djm
Will this be a square dance party or is it just cake and puns? Well, either way I will try to be there, since it is a true joy to wish you a happy birthday, Lana! You are a wonderful friend.
Carol
Yes Carol, I’m very pleased to report I’ve been able to line up a caller for a square dance ( haven’t heard back from the washboard soloist as yet) and in addition…and I just can’t believe my good fortune..I just got off the phone and THE CHIEFTONES !!! are flying in from…er…Bombay..just for the occasion. Amazingly, the band Cross Eyed Celts are IN TOWN also… and ..get this…they are AVAILABLE to come for an hour or so. It’s going to be a gala affair for sure…
Very best, Alanski.
Thanks, Moon and everyone for the birthday greetings!
Now I better go oil the hips and kneecaps for the dancin’ tonight… 
Scrape, scrapey, scrape, scrapey. scrapey. scrape, scrapey. scrapey. scrape, scrapey. scrapey. scrape, scrapey. scrape!
searching for my kazoo
Happy Birthday, Alan!!
I’ll bring the spoons for a bit of percussion.
Happy Birthday.
Dang! I’m always in bed when the cake is served!
Enjoy on my behalf Alan.
Happy Birthday, Alan!
Happy birthday Alan! Moon, there isn’t going to be anything that looks suspicous in that cake is there? Or are you going to knit one?
A little late due to C&F bein’ blocked at work, but happy birthday.
Thanks to all!