The two I’ve done which caused me to laugh the most (I’m easily amused) are Cemix menter and Hyperdemic Nerdle.
Any good Spoonerisms you’ve created?
Turd of Hurdles (herd of turtles)
Hails of bay. (Bails of hay)
also, Sigh your toos. (Tie your shoes)
Your boil is watering.
(Didn’t make that up, maybe an oldie?)
Clucking defiance…
This thread is a lot-of-bull, oops…I mean laudable. Now let me sew you to your sheet, I mean show you to your seat.
My cat is known as Cookie, but her full name is Cooking Fat.
anne of plaction (plan of action)
funking barstewards (!)
That just made my day! Thanks!
One of my aunts would visit the “mish farket” every Friday. (fish market)
She was also known to remark about the “roaring pain” during a thunderstorm. (pouring rain)
Not original, but I like “tarbender” for “bartender”.
My favorite is quite crude, so I won’t print it here.
But, I love when the Capital](http://www.capsteps.com/%22%3ECapital) Steps do a routine they call “Lirty Dies” where they tell a current events story using only spoonerisms. Here’s an example</a](http://www.capsteps.com/lirty/maddam2.html">example</a)>.
One they use occasionally is “Scrotally Tewed”, which is probably my second favorite Spoonerism (though, strictly speaking, not really a Spoonerism, since “Tewed” isn’t a word).
When I was a reckless young man there was nothing I liked better than to go to t’pub and enjoy a pint of Titbread Wankard.
Steve
That one came from my list of:
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN…
A rooster and an attorney??
Every morning the rooster gets up and clucks defiance.
A fart and a pun??
A pun is a ‘shift of wit’
Ha. Just went over to sales and told that one. 
I can’t believe you folks have not added this, yet. It is sought by thome to be the sepitome of poonerisms:
Tunce upon a whine, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful
birl and her name was Rindercella. Rindercella lived with her mugly
other and her two sad blisters. Also, in this same coreign fountry,
there lived a very prandsome hince.
Now, this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall, so he
invited all the people for riles amound, especially the pich reople.
So, Rindercella’s mugly other and her two sigly usters went out to
get some dancy fresses to wear to the bancy fall. But, Rindercella
couldn’t go because all she had to wear was some old rirty dags. So,
she just cat down and scried.
Well she was kitten there scrying, and all of the sudden, there
appeared before her, her gairy mudfather. And she waved her wagic
mand and there appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorses
to take Rindercella to the bancy fall! ‘‘But,’’ she warned her, ‘‘you
be home before nidmight or I’ll purn you into a tumpkin.’’
So, Rindercella went to the bancy fall and she was det at the moor
by the prandsome hince, because he had been watching from behind a
widden hindow. And, as soon as they met, they lell in fove! And,
nanced all dight, until nidmight. Then, the stock clucked nidmight,
and Rindercella staced down the rairs. And, just as she beached the
rottom, she slopped her dripper! 
Well, the next day, the prandsome hince went all over the coreign
fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
He came to Rindercella’s house and tried it on her mugly other, and
it fidn’t dit. He tried it on her two sigly usters, and it fidn’t
dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. So, they were
married and lived heavily ever hapwards.
Now, the storal to this mory is: If you ever go to a bancy fall and
want to have a prandsome hince lall in fove with you, don’t forget
to slop your dripper.
(attributed to Archie Campbell)
djm