One of the cleverest things I've seen in ages!!

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This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!



DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange t! he letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)

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HEADSTONE.

ONES DEATH.

I came across that one doing a crossword after being at a funeral earlier in the day.Spooky.

Slan,
D.

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PRESBYTERIANS

BRITNEY SPEARS

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Now THAT’S spooky!

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wow…this is so cool! :astonished:

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There’s an anagramming website somewhere out there, or was, which will randomize the letters in a word you put in, compare all permutations against a lexicon or real words, and output a list of the matches.

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I went to one of those anagram websites and I put my first and last name in and the best thing that came out was “one icy hamster”. I love thinking of myself as an icy hamster, for some reason. :laughing:

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President Clinton of the USA
When you rearrange the letters:
To Copulate He Finds Interns

also,

William Jefferson Clinton
When you rearrange the letters:
Jail Mrs. Clinton, felon wife.


There are way too many websites devoted to Clinton Administration anagrams…

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
I dont think I’ve ever seen that one!


by the way, I think Simon said there are websites that do the anagram shuffling…does anyone know of one off hand?

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In a column on exploding urinals (a followup to a few columns about exploding cows), around 1991, Dave Barry had this line: “Did you know that the letters of Paul E. Tsongas can be rearranged to spell Gaseous Plant?”

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this is really fun:

http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.html

here’s an anagram of my name:

Mad, arid Arv

:smiley:

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“Shirtless maestro” :really:

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http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/advanced.html

I got “rib nailer knower” - interesting, since I started taking tai chi a couple weeks ago…

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My full name came out as “Serenity or Warmly.”

I typed in George Walker Bush and got “Blush, War geek ogre.”
I eliminated the ‘Walker’ and it came out as “O, he buggers!” :laughing: :laughing:
John Kerry came out as “Horny Jerk.” :laughing: :laughing:
I put in Pat Robertson and got “Breast to porn.”
Hannibal Lecter works out to be “Enchant Liberal.”

This one was great though…
Tom Cruise is “I’m so cuter!”

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and penny whistle comes out as:
newly spit hen. :laughing:

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My full name was rendered as:

JOCK HENS JOVE LYMPH

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Okay, I’m going to post this in the good humour and fun that it was intended to be taken with; I hope I offend no one…
here it goes…

I typed Jack Gilder versus The Weekenders into the anagram site…
it came out as
“Jerk deranges wee viled hucksters.”

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that does it! I’m under the desk. :astonished:

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Osama bin Laden turns into “A damn alien S.O.B.”!!! :laughing:
Saddam Hussein turns into “UN’s said he’s mad.” :laughing:
Guantanamo Bay turns into “Yum, Bannana goat!”

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