I give you the Super Chicken-Turkey Patty!
1 lb ground chicken
1 lb ground turkey
olive oil
2 eggs
salt
pepper
garlic
onions
parsley flakes
16" pizza pan
What is Super Chicken-Turkey? And how did it come to such an end? Its superpowers must be weak indeed.
one of the new genetically modified breeds of gigafowl
imagine having to cleanup those things all day 
That on one of those large flat round loafs of bread that can be had at Panera’s would make for an interesting giant party sandwich. I’d leave the fixin’s off and let everyone choose these own fixin’s and slice it like a pizza pie.
Going jumbo is one thing. There’s a show on the food channel where some guy goes to diners to eat the biggest hamburgs and omelets and stuff. I think that’s conspicuous consumption. I much prefer to minaturize things. Make small chicken/turkey burgers and put them on sliced baguettes.
That does look good though.
I used a pizza cutter and it will feed my family for 2 days.
Honestly, after mixing up the ingredients, it was so much cleaner to bake it as one big patty than a pan with all the oil and smoke that results.
I wonder if it would have made good meatballs? Bake them, freeze them, and reheat with pasta sauce as needed.
I took that as “Super Chicken”-Turkey. And as we all know, Super Chicken wasn’t much of a super hero. Pretty funny, though.
Why are you serving it in a chamber pot? 
Upon reading the title of this thread, my first reaction was an audibly uttered “Uh-oh.”
Then I saw this:
…and I thought, My cat usually barfs on carpets and stuff. How did she get into my monitor screen?
Caedmon, do, do, DO put it between bread slices. Please. Anything. Just trick it out with something, somehow.. That kind of culinary nudity is not for the innocent or tender of constitution. Be a mensch. Think of the children.
Since this is a cooking thread, make your own bread!
Phil Sexton’s Faux Sourdough French Bread
Materials Needed:
Souring container (1/2 gal to 1 gal, I like to use a 1 gallon crock)
Wooden spoon
Raising container (I use a 5 quart 10" steel bowl)
Shortening to grease raising container
Kitchen towel to cover crock while souring and raising the dough in the raising container
Loaf shaping bowl (again, I use a 5 quart 10" steel bowl)
Thin cloth, floured to keep dough from sticking
Dry measure cup
Tablespoon
Bread (high gluten) flour
Whole wheat flour (optional)
Sugar
Salt
Yeast
Preparing the faux sourdough: The day before the bread is to be baked:
Stir togther 2 cups bread flour
2 cups warm water (105-115 deg F)
1 Tablespoon sugar
A pinch of yeast
Note: For real sourdough, omit the pinch of yeast and let sit 5-7 days until sour.
The baking day:
Stir down batter and add 1 tablespoon of salt and rest of the pack of yeast. Mix well until you can’t see any lumps of yeast.
Add 3 cups bread flour (substitute one to three cups of the flour with whole wheat for whole wheat bread), stir with wooden spoon until all flour is mixed in and dough will pull away from the sides of the container. Grease raising container, and flour the kneeding surface.
Kneeding the dough: Scrape dough out onto the kneeding surface, dust hands with flour, then flip dough over and start kneeding. Fold dough over and press down with a rocking motion repeatedly until most of the stickiness has disappeared and the dough feels lively and springy.
First rising: Pick up dough and bounce in hands until excess flour falls off, then put the most wrinkled side down in raising container, then flip dough over and shake to coat dough with a light coating of shortning. Cover with cloth, sit in warm place and let raise approximately 1 hour.
Second rising and loaf shaping: Place thin cloth in loaf shaping bowl, then dust with flour to keep dough from sticking to the cloth. Punch dough down and fold edges of dough over, grasp with one hand, twist and lift dough out of raising container and drop into the loaf shaping bowl, cover with free end of cloth, let raise approximately 1 hour in a warm place.
Preparing moist oven for baking: While bread is raising, and at least 30 minutes before baking time, place a pan filled with water into bottom of the oven, and pre-heat the baking stone at an oven temperature of 450 degrees F.
If a baking stone isn’t available, a cookie sheet or baking pan large enough to hold dough can be used, but crust will not be as hard and crunchy and bread may possibly mold faster.
Baking the bread: Remove baking stone from oven and place on metal holder. Sprinkle the stone with cornmeal, then dump the dough onto the stone. Place in oven, reduce the heat down to 400 degrees F and bake for 40 minutes or until bread is browned well. Remove and place on kitchen towel to cool, brushing off excess flour if you want a prettier loaf. The crust will be very hard when hot, then soften when it cools down. As the crust “cures”, the hardness will return.
Cutting the bread: A 10" bread knife is ideal for this large loaf. Use a slow, sawing motion if crust is still soft, but you can be more forceful once the crust cures and gets hard. Do not wrap the bread as the crust will not cure and the bread will more likely mould if bread is wrapped.
Cover the cut end of the bread with tin foil, leaving rest of the loaf exposed to the air for the best crust curing. Once you learn to cut the bread properly, you can stand it up on the cut edge on the foil so as to keep the cut part from drying out and to leave the crust exposed to the air.
The bread is best if eaten before 5 days (if it lasts that long), although I have had bread 10 days old and it did not mould and was still good tasing, but with a thicker, harder crust than usual.
Healthy garlic toast, Mediterranean style: Toast plain bread slice until lightly browned, scrub one side with a garlic clove to taste, then paint the bread with extra virgin olive oil.
Sourdough whole wheat bread will have the lowest glycemic index of any bread, so diabetics can enjoy it as well.
See http://www.glycemicindex.com/ for further information.
Thanks to Lenora Rose, who gave me the basic recipe.
On-line sources for materials:
One gallon crock:
http://www.randallsspecialties.com/product/product.asp?ID=34
Baking stones:
http://www.crateandbarrel.com/itemgroups/2460_0.asp
http://www.greatcookware.com/bakingstones.html
http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=102521
10 inch bread knives:
http://www.happychefuniforms.com/800-347-0288/order.cfm?ProductID=283&Ref=Category
http://www.happychefuniforms.com/800-347-0288/order.cfm?ProductID=278&Ref=Category