Here’s my own recipe for a Wisely Christmas family tradition: 3Fish Chowder. When I published this two years ago, several people wrote in to say that had made it and really enjoyed it, prompting someone to write: “Hmmm. Anything with that much butter and cream is pretty much destined to be good.” It’s a holiday treat. Like most, I don’t recommend it for daily consumption!
3Fish Chowder recipe courtesy of Dale Wisely
2 pounds potatoes, peeled and diced. (Have someone you’re mad at handle this part.)
3-4 lbs of cooked seafood (I use equal parts shrimp and clams)
3 small cans crab meat, minced, shredded, or chopped. (The crab meat, not the can)
¼ lb of salt pork (Salt pork, of course, combines two of life’s great pleasures, salt and pork. You can substitute bacon if you’re in a pinch. If you avoid pork, you can substitute a product called “Liquid Smoke” with pretty good results.)
1 medium yellow onion, finely chopped. (This part always chokes me up and I get teary-eyed doing it.)
1 cup butter (It yields 15-20 servings. Relax.)
1 cup flour
10 cups chicken broth (some prefer clam juice. I don’t. Use good quality chicken broth.)
1 pint of half-and-half (Look, it yields 15-20 servings. Seriously–relax.)
salt & pepper
dash hot pepper sauce
dash Worcestershire sauce (I’m not sure that’s spelled right. I can’t say it either.)
You’ll have one thing going on in a stock pot and something else going on in a sauté pan.
In the stock pot, bring the broth and the potatoes to a boil. Cook until the potatoes are tender, usually about 20 or 25 minutes.
In the sauté pan, cook the salt pork until well rendered. The pork should be crispy. Remove the pork from the fat. Add the diced-small onions and cook until transparent and very tender. (I check the transparency of onions by trying to read the newspaper through them.) Add the butter (2 sticks) and allow it to melt. Add the flour and cook over medium heat until somewhat colored and thick. Add a little flour if the mixture is too thin.
Slowly stir in the cooked roux from the sauté pan into the broth & potatoes. Bring (or continue) a rolling boil to thicken the chowder. Stir continuously, making sure not to scorch the bottom. Once thickened, beat half of the pint of half-and-half (I know that’s confusing, what with all the “half”s and all) and add it. After tasting, if you wish, you can add more half-and-half. And, of course, you will. And should. Reduce heat to low, add the seafood and allow enough time to heat the seafood through. Adjust the seasoning by adding salt & pepper and a dash of hot pepper sauce and a dash of Worcestershire sauce. One can serve immediately, although if you let it simmer for a few hours it’s even better. When served in bowls (the recommended method) garnish with a little chopped parsley or dried green onion.
Yields 15-20 servings and about 15% of the weight you gain during the holidays.


