It’s 666! What are your plans for today, the end of the world?
Myself, I’m going to Disney World to check out the post Flower and Garden Show state of things at EPCOT with the Misses. Hope to eat at Mexico before the end comes… they have a killer black beans dish!
… oh, and I am SOOOOO not going to go see the remake of THE OMEN. 
Umm, and your missus is ok with this?
Gonzo, do we have a dictionary we can donate to the Moderator Room? . . .
Are you having ishews with my spellang? Hmmmmm? Are ewe? 
No, I’m having issues with the fact that you’re taking the misses and you didn’t invite this one.
I apologize. I can take lots of photos and send you some.
I’m packing my bags to move to Farmington, Maine.
It’s session night.
I’m going to be pissing off our very trad (finger-in-ear) singer of English, Irish and Scottish folk songs by playing ‘Stir it Up’, ‘Message to You, Rudy’, ‘Hotel California’, ‘Dueling Banjos’, ‘Brown Eyed Girl’ and ‘In the Jailhouse Now’ …
I never realised singers could get so sulky.
Edited to add: check the avatar - 666? it’s MY party and I’ll be a pain in the arse if I want to…
Actually… end of the world? And we’re out of toilet paper? Oy… 
Hmm doomsday is it? Did anyone lob any bombs yet? Has the world “changed” again? .. You’ll find some newspaper behind the bog Buddhu … OK. I think I’ll go and write a pome 
One of the local tabloids I noticed in the checkout stand at the market claims that Nostradamus predicted the end of the world would be on 6/6/06… funny, I remember reading the same thing about 1/1/00. Hmmmm… perhaps we’ll give him best two out of three predictions? 
At first I thought that maybe the tabloids have it wrong… nah, it must be Nostradamus.
Nostrodamus did not set any date. That is just bunkum the newspaper invented. He predicted a series of calamities and then predicted a new Golden Age would begin, after which his prognostications stop.
djm
I’m aware of this… I was only making a silly joke. Do you think I seriously hold the tabloid writings in high regard? I was merely making fun.
I will see you there! PM me and we’ll know each other when we meet the Lord! 
I was going to invite some really cool people over, and party till the end, but I’m just too tired, so I think I’ll just go to bed early.
If you guys see him, tell him Pope G says “Hey” and wants to know where he left the Grail.
Couldn’t we just wear flowers in our lapels so we’d know each other?
Deal!
Try a sunflower, but if that’s too big use a yellow dahlia, nothing smaller.
I just want to know if anything happened on June 6, 1966… I survived, so I guess it turned out okay.
I’m gonna party like it’s 1999!
(There were some great parties that year!)
Are you sure?
djm