because all the other moderators are our U.S. cousins and are probably stuffin their faces with food and football, or hung up in an airport somewhere..
.Now’s the time to strike and gain controll of the board! The turkey will put them to sleep and tomorrow being Black Friday there, they will be nowhere near a computer.
Anstapa
I’m afraid I never was any good at organizing chaos. 
djm
Fat chance. We had ham! 
I don’t know about the moderators, but it looks like the only US Chiffers still able to sit upright at their computers after their Traditional Thanksgiving Dinners are the vegetarians.
I wouldn’t be so quick to count out the vegetarians. HomestarRunner has a great recipe for Faux-Ducken
You, my friend, are much deceived. Nice try, though.
Muuwwwaaaaahahahahahaha.