Oh yah - just hacked my agent’s email and found this - he was getting ready to be nice, but I got there first!! Damn I LERVE the threat to ruin my agent’s reputation on Chiff and Fipple!!! LOL!. Presented here for your entertainment!! (and you KNOW how much I lerve a bit o’ fun
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Hi XXXX,
Thanks for writing,
Yes - it’s taken a while - I have in my book estimated deliver in May 2010. I note that I have informed you of the many unexpected delays I have experienced this year.
This year I have had significant delays with a few things - mostly the metal casts that put a 3-month hole in the schedule plus a few other things that are too personal and detailed to go into right now.
I acknowledge that there are more delays than usual, but please understand - there is just me doing this work on the Vambrace whistle. It is pretty much all I do. And above all, I do not release a whistle unless I am completely satisfied with it - sometimes it takes the usual 9 hours when you add up all the steps to make these (after the wood has been selected and billeted for resting and each step is done and cuts set to rest for the required time). Sometimes total effort can be as much as 3 days - and longer if I decide to scrap the whistle and start again. These things add up in a cumulative way. Since all the work is done by myself, I cannot throw money at the project and get other hands on the job to reduce delays - like Wall Mart can. I do not produce consumer goods - others can do that well enough.
If my work is worth ordering, it is worth accepting what I go through to make one. And I have taken no money from you - to date you have bought nothing except my intention to make a whistle - which has, to date cost you no more than a few minutes writing emails.
My whistles might be viewed as the best in the world, but I take that with a grain of salt - it depends who you ask, and there are many very fine makers on planet Earth right now - perhaps you should speak to one of them. I have a friend who makes fiddles - her order book is 10 years and she has, by no means, the longest waiting list you can find for a hand-made musical instrument - and as I associate with more and more of these fine people, I find none of them who can guarantee a completion date - some of them within 5 years of estimate. For instance - a very good friend of mine has just learned his wife has aggressive terminal cancer - his order book will be forgotten for quite a while - just like what happened when his son suicided a few years ago - I will do all I can to support him through his grief - and in the process of that my own orders will go back another few days.
Accordingly, I have decided that your attitude is not something I wish my work associated with - I am cancelling your order.
I wish you the best in life’s travels. But you will get no more from me
Best regards
Mitch
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From: XXXXXX
Sent: Sunday, 7 November 2010 3:26 PM
To: mitch@ozwhistles
Subject: Re: Status Report?
Hi Mitch,
We are now coming up (in two weeks) on one year since I ordered the whistle from you. This is beginning to be an unreasonable wait, or at least an unreasonable wait given assurances like the one below from last July. I have no wish to raise my concerns on chiff and fipple, but I’m really getting more than a little impatient with the situation. I ask that you give me a firm shipping date. I will wait for that date, and if the whistle does not get sent I will, sadly, cancel my order. You may make the finest whistle in the world, but that does me no good if I can’t get one.
(signed)
XXXX
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Who wants a fight?
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(Edited for typos - just had a word to my agent - he’s willing to discuss the difference between dreams and reality - but only after he has helped his friend bury his wife and the tears have washed the good earth clean - in the mean time .. work the work, play the music, live the life - and stop being stupid commercial clones - you might need your fleece come winter)