No one knows how much I love her
I have never been able to show it
Aztec Valentine:
…ebbybody’s wookin puh NUB…
I’m da Bahbuh of Sa-BIWL! FEE-guh-woh! FEE-guh-woh!
Nano, you are one sick puppy!
It’s twue.
-Tezcatlipocahedron
Violets are blue
And they grow in France.
If you leave open the honey
You’ll be overrun with ants.
That’s the extent of my poetic abilities 
I sang ‘My Funny Valentine’ for my beloved yesterday but she wasn’t best pleased. OK, I can take a hint. I sang ‘My Unfunny Valentine’ for her instead, but she seemed even less impressed.
There’s just no pleasing some people.
I used to think the problem was just my choice of songs. Then I discovered it was me, not the songs. 
djm
y’know…as I read the opening lines, I genuinely thought that one would end, er, lets say, a little different