Obamasure is the new spelling
P is for Political.
sure…why not…who else
Q is for this being a bit queer, innit?
We need to haul this thread out of its drift.
Q is for the Key of Q, which is frequently to be found at sessions among fluteplayers of a more, shall we say, tonedeaf persuasion. It’s also known as shebeen-tone temperament.
I would go on to say R is for , but I won’t. R is for ROLLS. So there. 
S is for SHUT UP AND LISTEN
T is for tripple tonguing trickery
U is for the Irish band that got too big without a single whistle.
You too, Huh?
u betcha 
V is for my vindictive attitude about big, bloated Irish bands with no whistles.
V is for venting, sometimes too much.
can’t figure out a “w” related to whistles
W is for whatever. Also for whistle, and weasel and stuff.
X is for closed tonehole. As in OXX OOO.
X is for xylem whistle
Y is for You Are Doing It Wrong.
Oh! yeah! That’s completely zany. Z is for zampoña
We never did put P on track.
P is for puddle. You know, what flutes and whistles make.
There.
Now what?
1 is for one key traverso, as in baroque