Maybe we’ve had this thread before. We’ve had all threads before.
Post YouTube video of your nominations for the worst song ever.
Here’s mine.
I’ll see your Anka and raise you a Goldsboro…
You’re mine, Busman.
DALE! A little warning on that one would have been very nice. I refuse to have that horribly icky song stuck in my head all night. 
note to self: the worst song ever thread is one to avoid at all costs…
lol
On arriving there, I noticed the title as the clip was loading, and quickly hit the “Get-Me-Out-Of-Here-Now” button before hearing anything, a close call!
Perhaps we need a rule that song titles must be posted? but then, that would only cause the song to instantly start up in our heads…
abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
becoming kind of a running joke, innit!
Perhaps if you’d said that just a bit sooner, I wouldn’t be humming Paul Anka right now…
Granted, your Anka, Goldsberg, and Reddy (or not!) clips are barf worthy…but here is my all time favorite puke-ahoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCZ4l8FCFc
Just an addendum…the young men and women in the armed forces have my total respect…it’s the policy I have a problem with. Ditto all the ribbon crap.
Here’s a new one, rocketing to the top with a bullet…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4e111lugEU&feature=related
I’m flabbergasted… in case you don’t get it right away, say the title several times:
If You Seek Amy
If there was any doubt about Brittney’s status as a Ho, this cements it!
It may be that the Bobby Goldsboro tune is the worst ever, but here’s another sappy one from years past. Evidently there’s no video of this guy, which maye be a good thing!
That whole teeny-bopper/bubble gummer/whatever type of sickeningly sugery tune has been around for decades. I could name you repulsive tunes right back to the 1950s (and YT would probably have them). You could go bulimic on the entire catalogue of The Osmonds or Lawrence Welk.
It is not a good path to follow. It is not a place your head wants to be.
djm
You’re never too old to get love in your tummy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1I0t_KoTM
I know this song has been mentioned in the past.
Captain and Tennille - Muskrat love
All subjective really. There are those that do not like Alice Cooper and he played on one of the best variety shows ever.
…and then there are songs sung by sock puppets.
I’m not impressed at all (well a bit, the Muskrat one was creepy enough)
Send the kids to bed and try to beat this genuine naturalistic description of fighting-bulls life (the song is not complete, I didn’t wanted you to suffer that much; translation included after link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZifjWcJb4VE&feature=PlayList&p=A87EE9F705400895&index=6
The little Bull
You can take away the fighting bull beside the water, or that one beside the river (1)
You can take away that fighting bull in the shade, or the hidden one
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
I knew this bull wouldn’t disappoint me, all cows follow him and he’d like
To mount them at once, even though he is only two years old.
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
Once, a cow who didn’t wheedled him allowed him to slobber over under a holm oak and, after that
Refused to take things to the next level, but before she could escape, he was already over her.
(Refrain)-But nobody must touch that fighting bull near the fountain, leave it alone
Don’t mess with it, since that pretty bull is a born-stallion
The cows always chase him, and won’t let him rest
And besides bravery, looks like a Don Juan.
That’s some pretty bull, ay pretty bull, it wears ankle boots and it is not barefoot.
(1) Translator note: Some context, this appears to be a selection of bulls for a bullfight
(2) Don’t think I understand the ankle boots section much more than you
Some remakes also leave me at a loss for words.
The Cardigans - Iron Man
Rocket Man
Time to cleanse the the ears.
Mahna Mahna
Youtube doesn’t have “Me Japanese Boy I Love You” by Bobby Goldsboro. That’s way worse than Honey.
My nomination: Osmonds, One Bad Apple (as grownups!):
That was pretty bad. This one might be a close second though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM&feature=related