What to do with orphan fipples?

Just got my second Whitecap and now I have at least four surplus fipples. The replaced Clare and Acorn, the crushed Sweetone C (trust me, they WILL NOT survive a car rolling over them) and the bent Gen (someone in my two-person family unit sat on it - not me).

So, what do we do with these orphans? I’m planning to take all four outside and see which is the loudest as a straight whistle. Then I’m thinking about seeing how long it takes me to get thrown out of a football game this fall.

Any other ideas?

Chuck,

Check your PM’s.

Best wishes,
Jerry