Weak Lensing Distorts the Universe

New Infra-red “fuzzy-fire” will replace the electric fire by the year 2015, scientists predict.

Who dreams up these constellation patterns, anyway?

Yeah, weak lensing distorting the universe–that’s always been sort of a pet peeve of mine.

Tom

It’s not everyone who would feed their fish Chef Boyardee,

djm

not everyone would recognize Chef Boyardee

Well, the hat is a bit of a giveaway. So is the can. :smiley:

djm

you go actually go down those isles?

Yep, that’s where they keep the tuna and salmon.

djm

And the SPAM.

ah, yes… :smiley:

bloody Vikings

With regard to the original graphic, it isn’t just weak lensing (whatever that it) that distorts the Universe; it’s simply our inability to think “outside the box”. Even though I learned this on TV, I can understand how it is applicable here.

I must admit that beer often distorts my view of the universe.

I wonder if I combine these two theories and come up with a Universal Theory of Beer Goggles.