. . . I never knew people were capable of that . . . 
Excellent website! Thanks.
Inspired!
Well, that just takes
my breath away.
djm
I have seen cookies almost as grotesque as that frog/watermelon cake at the local Giant.
The baby tush cake would be a perfect refreshment in a garden tea, surrounded by wood cutouts of people bending over to display their knickers. When you tire of your guests, simply turn on the hose attached to the cow’s tail and watch them clear out.
Oh, thank you.
Those cakes are awesome. 
I have seen the “worms in the dirt” one before.
Am I the only one who sees something fundamentally, seriously off-kilter about edible kitsch?
The armless bride portrait was too bizarre. Although the no-sexual-harrassment cake gets top “what-the-hey?” marks, too.
I love kitsch of all sorts, myself.
No. Off-kilter is exactly what’s makes it worth contemplating.
Kind of reminds me, in a way, of the kid leading the sing-a-long about the moose in Wyo’s “Da Moose” thread a little ways down. I mean…if you’re into “what the hey?”
see also: John Waters. Perhaps, in particular, Pecker.
I was once at a birthday party for a friend named Gary.
His wife brings out the cake and it says “Happy Barmitzvah Iriving!”
“Irving?” he asks
She shrugs “It was on sale”
Doc
Oh! Oh, my dear Lord in Heaven. I have nearly imploded from trying
to hold the laughter in. I should stop looking at this site at work.
Why do only some of the carrots get nekkid babies?
…and who gave those babies mohawks???
Doesn’t it look like they should be carrying spears in their right hands?
Warrior babies from the Beta-Carotene Sector of the Compost Galaxy.
they’re obviously Marines
might want to go with grenades…
Now THAT would be cake Dada fer sure. Brilliant. 
They fought with carrots at Grenada? 
djm
I keep thinking of the end of Dr Strangelove…
Wow, first Mrs. Badger and I got into MST 3K shorts on YouTube, and now this…I think I just ruptured an internal organ!
T
p.s. which still puts me in better shape than the watermelon AND the fireman
This is a great site! I’m glad to see that someone posted the “carrot cake”- my favorite of the bunch.