Or “Do As I Say and Not As I Do.”
Here’s to a thousand more!
We have commissioned a new smoking jacket (this is not to be construed as tacit approval of tobacco or its use, I do not–nevertheless the villification in the current anti-smoking ads scares me, it seems extreme).
Congratulations 
to the man who made it all possible.
I suspect that we’re all searching for inspiration to find something appropriately witty that fully rises to the occasion, and not quite getting there.
Ad multos postos.
Great, Dale. Can you put that on your curriculum vitae?
Steve
Congratulations Dale. And thanks for making this a place we all like to visit often.
So Walden, will you be throwing Dale an official welcoming party in the Frequent Poster’s Lounge?
Congratulations, Dale! Here’s to many more!
Not bad for a lurker, really.
Congratulations Dale! Maybe in a year or so I’ll have 1000 posts.
Dale, if you join us in South Dakota for a Christmas Jamboree, I’m sure that we could manage a group hug! What do you think, Anna?
ErikTease
So, when do you get a bigger airplane? 
JP
hmmmm… was that a commercial post!?
serpent
Hey, the Man is sandwiched between two South Dakotans! Does that mean something? Only the Crystal People really know!
GROUP HUG!!! GROUP HUG!!!
I Better not laugh any harder or I’ll pee my pants!
Great, Dale. Can you put that on your curriculum vitae?
Steve
Sounds painful.
madfifer9