I’m sorry, I can’t help myself. That’s hilarious. Basic black, I think. Perhaps with some nice highway-stripe-yellow fringe?
But seriously, Wyatt, if you order up a new set you’re going to have several years to wait with most anybody. Sure, get on a list or two (and be fair – let the maker know you’re on more than one list; you won’t get to the details beyond the key, the range of the set, and maybe the tonewood until later anyway), but be aware there’s a VERY good chance your feelings may change in that period. Especially as you meet other pipers, take a turn on their sets, gather information about which sets might be easier to reed, etc.
In the interim, just get something decent and start playing so you’ll be able to make an informed decision about the most important thing: whether the set suits HOW you want to play. Tone, ergonomics, reedability, bore size, “personality” – they’re all HUGE factors in whether you love your pipes enough to get any good at playing them. And to get any good, you’ve got to put in lots of time. That’s when whether your chanter strains your hands or the reed’s too soft/stiff really matters much more than the finish on the keys or which wood you use or whether the mounts are light or dark.
Again, one of the makers whose list you’re on might have a customer who’s selling their old set, etc. and that way you can at least decide you like the tone, ergonomics, reedability, etc.
Most of us are musicians from other disciplines, too, and sure, we all have our dream sets. But once you start playing, your dreams may evolve. It might be as simple as you decide you prefer stainless keywork to brass, but it might be that you stumble across a certain player whose sound you love, and you decide you want a set like his or hers. In that way, having to wait for a while on a maker’s list can be a blessing!
P.S. Two keys work grand for me.