I have a friend who works in a label printing factory and we are considering going into business printing Uilleann pipe related stickers. They could be car bumber stickers or pipe case stickers or anywhere else you may want to stick them. So I’m looking for suggestions for funny quotes or sayings for the labels, things like "Uilleann pipers pump their bags " and such like . The more suggestions the better.
Thanks
RORY
To borrow from the Harley community - “Loud pipes save lifes” 
or, Uilleann pipes - it’s in the bag!
Uilleann pipes, no strings attached
Reed my lips, uilleann pipes!
Good idea. Personally I would like a pretty Na Piobairi Uilleann sticker for my case, or maybe one that says its the national instrument of Ireland.
None of the following suggestions are likely to help you in your quest for sticker slogans…
…but anyway, here they are… 
“More power to your elbow”
“Octopus Sex Toy Inside”
I always love Robbie Hannan’s quip
“The pipes are a wonderful instrument and I look forward to the two days each year that they work”
Another I have heard somewhere:
“The only thing worse than tuning is not tuning”
There was a great T shirt kicking about that said
“And on the 8th day God made the Uilleann pipes”
I got a copy made for myself
Flat pipers have bigger chanters?
i’d suggest something along the lines of those ovoid ‘national’ bumper stickers (“IE”, “GB”, “US” , “FR”, “DE”, "NL: , etc..) but ours would simply say “UP”.
#wits prefer to Bb?
10 fingers ,7 reeds , 1 asshole 
How many Uilleann Pipers does it take to change a light bulb?
6
One to do it and five to discuss how Willie Clancy would av done it.
How many Uilleann Pipers does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
Everything else about the instrument makes me suicidal, so I guess I’ll just sit in the dark and suffer.
Great idea, but, apparently, the Salt Lake City Pipers’ Club already thought of this one:
Concert pipers do it louder
I would like a “Mna na hUilleann” one for us guuuurls
P.S. “Octopus Sex Toy Inside” is hilarious!
Uilleann pipers never blow it!
RESPECT THE BAG
Got grip?
– Seamus Ennis
Give hemp a chance
Uilleann Piper available for weddings:
Get piped up the aisle
As do vendors in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula.
Whistler’s Mother (a lady piper) had two stickers on her case: “UP” and “…got pipes?”
I’ve always been a great fan of the Ceol agus Rince stamp featuring Felix Doran. I’m not sure if the copyright resides with Peter Wildburn or An Post.
Bob
Uilleann pipers never die, they just drone on and on forever.
More power to your uilleann.
Some years ago they sold these “I love my bodhrán” - stickers on ebay. A good guarantee that your pipes don´t get stolen.
Reel musicians play the pipes!
Squawk, Squeal, and Yelp! Play Pipes!
and: Reed Daily!
Arbo
