From a Russian Bride spammer:
“Nikki will Mary you!”
Does that mean Mary will Nikki me, too?
Not the dumbest spam I’ve gotten lately. I got one in Vietnamese and threw its contents into Google Translate out of curiousity. It seems they wanted to sell me a “how to speak English” course. 
Yes .. sadly it looks like, since his death, Billy Mays has become the spirit of social media ..
Now you get a special prize with supporting positive things - but you have to do it today or miss out on the inducements .. .. makes one question “positive” .. positive compared to what?
On the “positive” side .. I love the background 60’s war-movie soundtrack you can just about hear playing under every spam from an NGO. .. so nostalgic.
Back in the day when we had AOL, they always had spam contests. For each piece of spam that you reported, you received one entry in the current spam contest and you could win the luxury vehicle of a previous spammer that they took to court and confiscated assets as judgment. I never won. Our AOL e mail account rarely got spam. That contest was righteous.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
How do I get into your universe??!!!
It rocks!
Click the pic.
you’ll want to click this afterwards