Hi guys,sometime ago I sent Dale a Kerry Songbird Low D for apppriasal(sp)
As he has so many whistles I thought it would be nice to pass it on to a person who has no funds for this kind of thing.
So if you would like a Kerry Songbird Low D,please email me at phil@kerrywhistles.com
Phil.
Oh, you have to be freaking kidding me.
Now here’s the sum total of the background on this, as far as I know. Phil emails and offers to send me a Songbird Low D for evaluation. I get it, mention it favorably in the newsletter. Then about a week ago Phil emails and suggests I give it to some impoverished whistler. I emailed back and thanked him and suggested that maybe it would be a good prize in a future fundraiser. He writes back and says, no, he’s prefer I give it to someone who doesn’t have the money to buy a whistle or to participate in a fundraiser. Fine, I reply courteously, let me know who that person is and I’ll send it. That’s the last I heard.
Now this.
If you would like the free Songbird Low D, which I’ll be happy to pass on to someone, you’ll EMAIL PHIL HARDY and Phil can select the lucky recipient.
Here is Phil’s email address: phil@kerrywhistles.demon.co.uk
That email address again: phil@kerrywhistles.demon.co.uk
What Dale fails to mention is that he has already sent the whistle to me. We had an ugly falling out recently, Dale (the ninny) and I, and just to spite me, he said he’d send the Kerry Songbird. It’s still at the post office because I haven’t brought myself to pick it up. I mean, I can take as good as I give, but that’s a low blow, Dale.
So if you wnat a free Kreey Snogbird Lwo D, please email the U.S. Postal Service at rooseveltstation@uspostal.com .
Bloomfield,
I emailed the post office. They said since you hadn’t picked the whistle up in a timely manner, they had given it to a needy postal patron named Helen Hunt. I was told, politely, if I wanted the whistle I should go to Helen Hunt for it.
They wouldn’t give me her email address. Go figure.
Phil has now edited his post to invite people to email HIM instead of me for the free Kerry Songbird.
Subtle. Love it.
Shortly after her trip to the nether regions, she made appearances on various religious and right-wing talk shows. Here she is on Fox News, promoting her new book, Hellbuster.
…Had an exhausting day with 140 14 year-olds…After reading this, I am rejuvenated…I love this place…
The best of weekends to all…
Byll
You think she’s the one they gave the whistle to? Really? First of all, I don’t think she’s needy. Second, she seems nice enough, but I seriously doubt she plays the whistle.
Shortly after her trip to the nether regions, she made appearances on various religious and right-wing talk shows. Here she is on > Fox News> , promoting her new book, > Hellbuster> .
Nether regions ? Nether Regions? Did I miss her?
I thought I was in the nether regions…
How do you do it Bill?
We in corporate America deal with many fewer than 140 Executives everyday that ACT like 14 Year olds. And we’re all going - well you know.
I’m impressed you can still type with your fingers and everything…
I’d think you’d be a nervous wreck!
Hey - the King & I are still making great music together.
Hey Dale…could Helen Hunt be the next person you add to the “people who, so far as we know, don’t play the whistle” column on C&F??? Senator Biden looks awfully lonely there.
News just in is that Brittany Lance just withdrew a rhinestone-studded Kerry Pro she’d been playing with in public from eBay on the grounds that people might think that it was something which it manifestly was not. I think that this sort of honesty is to be applauded.
Last I heard was that Gollum was playing whistle. He (it) has a gig this weekend in Rivendale.
pencilpuss
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Hi, Kansas: I am glad the King reigns. Keep up the good music.
Middle and High School School kids either will enervate one, or bury (literally) same. I have been fortuntate to be the former for most of my career.
Be well.
Byll
You like having the energy drained out of you, Byll?
To each their own. It IS better than being buried! 
True 'nuff, Byll. Nothing better than a good day with teenagers. Bad days are, however, a test of one’s humour.
So has this whistle gone to a home yet?
I received an email from Phil Hardy with the name and address of the individual he would like me to donate it to.
So, I shall pack it up soon and send it.