http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
So you can breed a sasquatch with a lobster!!! 
Well I’ll be damned!
Looks like a springer spaniel!
ah - I can just see it running around the kitchen going “yip,yip,yip”!!!
I want one so I can name it Barbara and keep it in my fish tank.
I’d name it Eric…
“I say! Have you met my Springer Lobster, Terry?” 
I was reminded of Liberace.
I can see that too.
Hey, it’s the Mambo Lobster!
“Babaluuuuu…Babalu Aye…”
Okay, that was pathetic.
Pop some almond-oil on 'im and turn 'im loose in your flute! A real work-saver.
Maybe not. I just saw the size: 15cm.
Along the same lines, I just finished Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything, and am (once again) astounded by how little we know about our world.
Well, yeah; it’s cute, all right. But that begs the question: Is it good eats?
Well, it comes with dental floss, anyway.
I have decided that her name is Ophelia. She’s a libra.
I find it oddly cute.
Me too. At first I though its head’d be on the other end of its body, for some reason. 
Best laugh of a day that really needed one. Thanks!!
I can always count on this board.
The animal is white and 15 centimeters (5.9 inches) long – about the size of a salad plate.
The article might have gone on to say how well it fits into a boiling pot and that you don’t need ties on the claws - just plait!