Science proves zombies could annihilate humans

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm

In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity’s only hope is to “hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often”.

They added: “It’s imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else… we are all in a great deal of trouble.”

Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake)

That is one way to make sure your name is noticed.

But they say that their work has parallels with, for example, the spread of ideas.

Can a simple thumping stop that too? It never seems to have worked that way in the past. Guess it wasn’t hard or often enough.