[SCAM] NEED A RELIABLE PERSON WITH PAYPAL ACCOUNT

[Yeah, this is a scam, folks, but you’re amusing when you pile on this sort of thing so I didn’t want to lock the thread. enjoy!]

Hi, i have a small problem. I’m selling at eBay, and want to make a bizness out of this.
The main thing about it is that 3 of 4 customers @ eBay use paypal only. I live in Estonia
and paypal is not offering any services in our region.
I have plenty of stuff to sell. So you can help me and make money on it.

WHAT DO I OFFER ?
you need to recieve funds from my customers and send it to me.
its risky for me, but i think everything is gonna be okey, because i have some guarranties :
i’ll ship goods, only after i recieve money from you, so if you are willing to cheat me, buyer
and cops will force YOU. Thats why i think the best way to work is the honest one.

WHAT DO YOU GET ?
You have to do nothing but recieve and send money, and get 15% from every single transfer.
Ill cover all the fees related to transfers.

I think the best way tarnsferring the money for both of us is Western Union services.
And other thing is that you are not sending money to some wierd person with e-gold account,
you are sending it to a person who obeys the same laws as you do.
You can catch me by mail.

MY CONTACTS:
E-Mail:[address removed by moderator]

IF you have got any questions feel free to ask me anytime.
Permanent partners are always welcome.

SCAM ALERT!!!

If you believe this, please PM me about a bridge i have for sale. Be prepared to send $50K as guarantee, to demonstrate your status as a sereeous boosinesman.

I’ll PM the moderators about this thread, since it violates board rules anyway.

Is your bridge in San Francisco? Because I’ve been thinking I need a good investment as a tax shelter.

Now we know that Estonia is a place somewhere in Nigeria :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes, and it’s very picturesque. I’m including a pycture i took of it last week, which i ask you to keep strictly confidencial:

Wow, that’s beautiful, Glauber!! It’s exactly what I’ve been looking for! I know we’re supposed to do business off board, but I just can’t wait! How much do you need as a down payment?

I’ll give you an even better deal on my sugar plantation in northern Alaska.

Oh man, so many choices now…could I send you a check on the second Tuesday of next week? You know, as a deposit so you’ll hold the plantation for me?

Hey, this mugu is mine! :imp:

Hey Glauber can you throw in the Loch Ness Monster, pretty pleeease?

Trisha

Tell you what. I won’t sell mine until you’ve sold yours.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: ,

Fellow Chiffers,
To my way of thinking this is not a scam but a spoof. Looking at the style of spelling and the syntax,methinks what we are seeing here is the return of our old friend Station.

Gotta admit though,it is funny.

Slan,
D.
:laughing:

Hey, I recognize that bridge. I think I bought it a couple of months ago. What are you doing selling MY bridge Glauber? The person I bought it from said it was something to protect my portfolio for retirement. Or was it to help a prince out of a serious unforseen legal problem?

Dang, I can’t remember now. I guess I better contact them and remind them to send me the title to it!!!

Glauber & Norcal,
As soon as you guys sort out whose bridge it is let me know. Cindy was bugging me about getting one just like that for our inlet. Also, let me know if you accept paypal. Thanks. :smiley:
-P

I have an option on some excellent waterfront* property in Florida. If your interested. A lush tropical natural setting ready for development with animal husbandry possibilites. **
Property borders a national park*** for expanded vistas.

*Propery is waterfront, waterback, sides.
** Significant amount of fill needed for building and Crocadile management.
***Everglades N. P.

:smiley:

No, just a scam. I’ll take out the contact info and leave the rest so you can all continue making fun of it, though :slight_smile:

-r

Thanks, Rich! Btw, do you want to go in as partners on the new bridge I’m buying from Geek? Or was it a swamp from Glauber? :smiley:

I’ve already got one!

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:wink:

Oh, nuts, I can’t read that…I failed my ABCs :stuck_out_tongue: