Two Irishmen are digging a ditch in front of a brothel.
A Protestant minister comes to the door, knocks, and is
ushered inside.
Did you see that Clancy?
Aye, Paddy. The Protestant ministers are going to the dogs.
Later a Jewish rabbi knocks on the door and is ushered inside.
Did you see that Clancy?
Aye, Paddy. The Jewish rabbis are going to the dogs.
Finally a Catholic priest knocks on the door of the brothel
and is ushered inside.
Did you see that Clancy?
Aye Paddy. Someone must be terribly sick in there!
…
Reggy and Chancy are at the club.
I’ve always wanted to catch a Zambezee snake, Chancy says.
How do you recognize it?
It’s long and orange and it’s covered with black stripes. Reggy answers.
You spot it in the bush, sneak up on it quietly, grasp it
by the tail and run your other hand up it rapidly,
so as to paralyze it.
So Chancy goes off to catch a Zambezee snake
and goes missing. Gone for ten years. Finally
one day he is wheeled into the club, covered in bandages,
much the worse for wear.
My God old man, what happened? Reggy asks.
You remember I went off to catch the Zambezee
snake?
Yes.
I came upon it in the bush. It was long and orange and
covered with black stripes.
Yes?
I crept up on it quietly, grasped it by the tail…
Yes?
Ran my other hand up it rapidly to paralyze it…
Yes?
AND FOUND MYSELF ELBOW DEEP IN THE ASSHOLE OF A TIGER!
from the Clancy Bros and Tommy M, circa 1957.