While being only moderately proud!
Pround?? What is this “pround”???
Err…I’m not sure I quite get what’s happening at this point but:
- pround
a meaty substance that comes out of your mouth when you sleep
“dammit baby, there’s pround all over my pillow!”
I think this word might qualify as one I could have done without looking up! 
What sort of dictionary are you using? You have got to be kidding me.
Okay, I.D.10-t, I saw that post. 
“Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions.”
That explains that. Sort of like the Wikipedia of arbitrary locutions. I’ll have to enter my own, I think, like “squick” and “flobby”. I also notice that “chorng”, while present, is undefined. Obviously no 'zouk or cittern makers have contributed, then.
But a meaty substance that would come out of my mouth while I sleep? Yeah, right: if I’m a flippin’ ALIEN it would. Such words are proof that They Are Among Us.
Maybe some of us aren’t good in math.
Could be.
I am a humanities major, and I approve this message.
What say you all, then? Shall it be suspended animation, or the nuking?
Speak.
In case you missed it. 
I’m a bit queasy at the idea of Fly being pround of me.
I say you go in and change every offensive sentence to a Marx brothers quote. You have the power.
Why, I read that over and over and never saw that .
I’m not sure “pround” can really be an adjective. I think it is just a noun. I guess the adjective would be “proundy”. As in “dammit baby, my pillow is all proundy!”.
No… one locked thread on the front page with my name affixed to it is more than enough.
Nyuk. Whooda though Waldi would be part of the problem, not the solution?
Woe is me.
I want to apologize to Walden for… well… nothing in particular, but since it is an apology thread I thought I would anyway. Besides, I probably have something to apologize for from the past… I usually do… I mean… like… my incessant use as elipses instead of commas or something…
My intentions were good. I guess I’ve been a bit proundly lately.
We’re all very proud of you.
You tempt me sorely.
Serious note: I confess I’ve actually considered doing that once or twice (not the Marx brothers, specifically, although I like that), but Dale has solemnly and rightly put it upon me to invoke my powers for good and not evil. To meddle so might strike stark fear into the hearts of Chiffdom, and that for me is an evil. There is always -though very, very seldom- room for the judicious case-specific edit, but I am a newb, yet, and am still learning from the examples of my betters.
Allow me assure one and all that when Chiffmods use their powers they do NOT revel in it, but feel bad when they intervene so. Some may suggest otherwise, but they are either mistaken or stirring the pot. Period. We tend to normally see a very high caliber of comportment here, including the inanities and silliness, and celebrate that, but there are standards (and they are posted for all to see), so it’s a drag when something goes wonky and is beyond the good character of Chiffers to iron things out themselves as is the norm -and which is one of the really cool things about this site, by the way. Me, I’d rather go easy. You guys are too great for a mod to mess with things willy-nilly.
(edited for self-moderation of spelling offenses)