With Mr Tipple talking of taking up the piano accordian and the moans I have been reading about those awful bodrhan players I am considering marketing a range of paper bags for such players to wear over their heads when they go into musical sessions.
Does anybody think it is a good idea, or must such people be too completely insensitive to be customers.
Could they be sponsored, or suitable bags /mittens /strait jackets be kept behind the bar ?
If the paper bag has a mouth hole and comes in red, I’ll take one!
M
Did you hear about the guy who left his accordian in his car with the door unlocked? He came back and found his car full of accordians! (I play one sometimes by the way).
There are a few who can turn piano accordions into musical instruments. Freeland Barbour, Phil Cunningham and Donald Shaw come to mind (not coincidentally all Scottish).
Back to Flutero’s topic: You should be able to learn flute just fine. I began learning at the age of 25 after having played GHB for about 9 years. (Check Clips’n’Snips to see just how well I’m doing 
). Aside from the rudiments (embouchure, finger technique) the big challenges are breath-phrasing and rhythm.
Cheers,
Aaron
Sounds like there’s “Doug Tipple PVC whistles” coming soon to your product line.
Can NOT wait. 
<ordering a Tipple flute soon!>