Good Lord, someone built a giant “S” on the
edge of that crater! There must definitely
have been life on Mars!
That’s where a seagull went “splat” into Phobos during migration.
not the Chinese then?
Not yet but I don’t doubt with a few more years to reverse engineer everyone else’s technology they’ll have some splats of their own.
thought not…
couldn’t image them making an “S” 
The Chinese or the Martians?
yeah, well both, eh
Right, the Martians would take millenia
to grok the fullness of “S” before building
anything.
The gull grokked Phobos, that’s why he went splat, he became a part of it.