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I think we need a |_33t forum.
(I learned that from Cranberry)
What he said.
Ditto?
Don’t you just love censorship?
Those who are a bit mature might remember a song called ‘Snoopy and the Red Baron’. Although it was about cartoon characters, it got censored in Australia. Ridiculous. The phrase ‘that bloody Red Baron’ became that beep Red Baron, a high pitched beep covering the offensive word. This gave rise to many of us inserting beeps into songs in places where we thought they ought to go. Censorship is like that. Here is my favourite:
Whenever I feel a beep
I hold my beep erect
And whistle a happy tune
So noone will suspect
I’m a beep
The result of this deception
Is very plain to tell
For whenever I beep the people I beep
I beep myself as well.
Wombat, that’s hilarious! Brilliant. It only works though, if you actually knew what the song was about.
Didn’t Monty Python do something like that? “I Bet you they won’t play this song on the radio”…?
Yeah, here it is: http://www.geocities.com/fang_club/song_radio.html
(I can hear it in my head, the actual sound effects, it’s really funny)
Did I read this right?
Did you catch this thread? Some disgusting philthy pig dissed america? Who do you think would send money and relief to their starving a$$es if they had a famine or earthquake? Maybe they should ? get blown to nuclear dust.
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I’ve always suspected that you were a “beep” wombat. 
Heather
Yes, and what about us poor old English eh? We are far too polite to diss anyone, and if anyone dissed us, we’d probably just agree…GR8.
Wombat, take my advice, don’t ever admit to remembering the Beeping Red Baron, much better if you just convince yourself it was a figment of your imagination. SNOOPY ROOLZ (Did I say that? Matron, bring my medication immediatley) 
By the way, Geek, I still have a sixpence with your name on it, if you still want it.
Avanutria and I went to see the Princess Di Memorial Concrete Ring earlier this week - apparently so many kids fell over and hurt themselves that the powers that be discourage paddling now. Still pretty muddy around there.
Just shows to go…
There’s a big difference. It’s not news.
Putting down America is a common pastime. Putting down America, putting down American people, putting down American government, putting down American education, putting down American culture, it’s all fair game.
That’s what makes this thread a great parody. It picked out the most lampooned land in the world and puts it in the place Ireland held in another nonsensical thread.
Walden…!
You’re killin’ me…
Slan.
D.
France gets put down a lot, too, by Americans. Mainly for political reasons. But what is odd to me is that Germany has a very similar political leaning and people never make fun of Germany in the same way.
I suspect a reason why, but it’s complicated and people don’t want to listen.
Putting down America is a common pastime. Putting down America, putting down American people, putting down American government, putting down American education, putting down American culture, it’s all fair game.
Walden, I think that you are out of your depth when you say things like that to the Irish, they have had plenty, and longer, experience of the same!
Next year it will be another nations turn to be the butt of everyones jibes. Don’t forget that the English have had to suffer the last dollop of shit with you.! and the Germans..don’t get me started on the Germans… See, its just
baloney. Thought us human beings shared this big old world…
Does that include de English… and de Indians…?
Mmmmmmmm…,
Careful in these parts…,
Natives are everywhere…
Slan,
D.