It’s probably the most invigorating one, anyway. I hate vibration mode. I always think a big-@$$ junebug got stuck on my jeans and is angrily buzzing, trying to get away. Freaks me out every time.
Oh, well played.
Now, now. You called for keeping it out of the PROCT, fearfaoin. Try to play along, yourself. You too, dwest.
Some people’s kids…
My bad. I suppose that was political.
I was just impressed by a pun which
requires algebraic replacement.
Only potentially so, but one can’t be too careful. Consider me a prophylactic, so to speak.
Aaaand we’re back!
If your Vergatorio stays on for more than four hours, you should consult your technician.
And don’t forget to ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for … phone.
If s/he said I wasn’t, I’d ignore him/her anyway. I can’t imagine a better way to go than while using my Vergatario.
Your doctor sounds gender-confused.
Him (or, Her), confused? At least nowadays I don’t have to wonder whether I should shake the hand or kiss it.
Why is it that no one markets to the undercompensators?
Vibration mode on the Vergatorio, of course, would be called “Throb”.
You also have to wait a while between calls.
You boys have certainly had fun with this thread, haven’t you? 
signed,
Ma Bell
Oh, I have no doubt that there’s lots more to come… even if they do let their fingers do the walking…
I know, but somebody had to say it. 
snort!!!
I hear that they’re coming out with a version for women called Vagitorio…
“Is that your cell phone in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”