"Other" uses for (low) whistles

Bong
Stickball Bat
Pole for dwarfs who vault.
Baton for a relay team

lawn sprinkler.
air speed indicator (pitot tube).
pea sorter.
trunk lid holder upper(classier than a broomstick for when the hydraulic cylinders die)

[ This Message was edited by: brownja on 2001-08-15 10:49 ]

Stick Ball Bat
Smoking Device
Pole for wee vaulters

cover up the holes with duct tape(the most useful human invention ever, of course), use as a water pipe, maybe?