OT - Microsoft granted patent for double-click

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Go Bill!!!

Patents should be given to things that improve the quality of life, not irritate me and make fun of my poor coordination.

Heh heh, at first I didn’t read close and thought the person replying to this thread was “AppleIncarnate,” that would’ve somehow seemed appropriate.

Technology stealer he started, and goes on and on…

Next thing they know they claim inventing the PARC, at Crimosoft, Inc.

True inventors just can’t afford a patent today, but wheeler-dealers can afford the lawyers. Worse, when the steal is secured, they can’t even afford the lawyers to defend their priority on an invention.

Next thing you know, Microsoft patents the musical staff: I’m sure no one thought of it, or didn’t have the nerve to follow.

Or any melody: just put enough lawyers to patent any random sequence within twelve semitones range.

Hope Billyboy gets due credit in time for all the training he provided on how to crash a jetliner on NYC towers. Then for all the loopholes in the “industry standard” systems…

This geek scares me more than all rubber-cement-drooling movie monsters…

Just another example of Microsoft taking unfair advantage of it’s monopoly. MS making sure that potential competitors have to pay MS for the right to compete. I not only hope that MS’s patent is revoked, but that the government recognizes this as further evidence that MS is not going to abide by fair competition laws nor act in consumers interest.

Microsofts Plan …
Insist that all your applications’ competitor use a feature to run on your operating system and then when that are still able to compete with out the inside edge that MS gives it’s applications. Well lets find a way to charge them a license that reduces their competitiveness.

But why does the Patent Office perpetrate such patent stupidities?

Unwillingness to do due-diligence searches of prior art? Inadequate resources? Ca$h?

My prefered solution: Invalidate all Microsoft patents, and declare a 10-year moratorium on granting them ANY new patents. And invalidate any patent belonging to a company that they acquire during the interim.

Chances of this actually happening? Somewhat less than that of a snowball in hell. :moreevil:

man, I don’t get it. Macintosh’ have used the doubleclick for as long as I have used them (since 90 or so)… so how did…oh well…

Probably all of that, but still, could i go there and patent the color blue when applied to sweaters? Haven’t these people ever used a GUI-based computer before? You shouldn’t be able to pattent something that has become common usage. Can i patent the hammer?

A search for prior art would probably have shown that the people at PARC “invented” the doubleclick. Or maybe the folks from the Lisa project at Apple. But i think this is worse; i’m still hoping it’s a hoax.

If it’s not a hoax, the patent, at very least, needs to be revoked.

It’s the point; and before them Palo Alto invented both the three and one-button mice.
Microsoft even promoted against Apple’s the competing two-button standard, the one which could do away with the double-click.

Same thing, why not patent the Cmd-X, Cmd-C, Cmd-V keyboard shortcuts, borrowed by Apple from (if I’m not wrong) Wordstar, then gradually introduced in Windows systems…

I guess if you file enough such lawsuits and claims, some are bound to win.

This is a true perversion from the original US Patent Office goals, which were to “promote a healthy competition”, not to help establish monopolies…

If I were the kind of person who knew when the hell to shut up I’d be speechless.

Gates and Microsoft make me sick. That speccy motherhubbard alone justifies a season’s worth of anti-capitalism/anti-globalisation marches.

Viva open source.

Following the successful patent of the sophisticated “double-click” maneuver, Microsoft CEO Bill Gates announced today that the company will now seek out patents for similarly complex actions such as “typing,” “moving the cursor,” “scrolling down,” and the MS specialty, “system failure.”

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They ought to be a shoo-in for that last one. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

Same thing, why not patent the Cmd-X, Cmd-C, Cmd-V keyboard shortcuts, borrowed by Apple from (if I’m not wrong) Wordstar, then gradually introduced in Windows systems…

Actually Ctrl-x, Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V where part of the first text editor used in main frames (pre-PC). Word Star just implemented what programers were using, and added to them.

I already had my outrage moment, but I am with Buddh on this one. When corporations try to patent universal things like this…why…

Its Sickening…

But seriously, there is a film making the rounds that is against Genetically Modified Crops. Its about a farmer in Canada whose field adjoined a GM experimental crop. Some of the seed blew into a ditch on his property and he was sued by Monsanto for attempting to “steal” the patented seed.

Postively Orwellian. Anyway, the mouseclick patent reminds me of it. Hmm…maybe I could patent the touch-tone phone operation…or perhaps the action of shaking a laser toner cartridge…

Two other examples of trademark theft. I am descended from a group of folk known as Californios, that is, Spanish/Mexican settlers of California who came here as part of the Spanish colonial expansion. A musical group trademarked the name. SO when a genealogical organization was formed of descendants, they couldn’t use that name and had to make up a new one (Californiano). Also from the same era, we had a famous early figure in California, Commandant General Mariano G. Vallejo. I am friends (as well as related) to his 4Ggranddaughter. Imagine her surprise when she found that an Eastern business venture trademarked the name “Mariano G. Vallejo” for their wine label. They even used his personal seal on the label. So, if you want, you might try trademarking George Washington for your dental lab or something and see if it flies…

I know what we should do. Let’s contact Metallica and see if they can file a countersuit, claiming that Microsoft Windows requires power cords, while their music requires power chords.

This is bollox, aint it.
My Atari ST (which I still use for midi stuff) uses double clicks and you can’t get less PC than that.
Interestingly a while back some one gave me my first PC (5.5" floppy drive) and one of the available GUIs was the Atari.
Of cause I’m using the fully up graded version of the ST, the ST-E with 8MHz clock, 4Mb RAM and a 40Mb hard drive.
The midi timing is still better than on some of the PCs I’ve used.
John S

Where is the humor lable for that article??

If true, it’s very hard to believe that there are such stupid people in the patent office.

Maybe I had better file a patent app for the term “single click”, “right click” and “middle click”, apparently, they forgot those. Maybe “up roll” and “down roll” for the wheel movements as well. Maybe I could sell that to Microsoft and get back the money I wasted buying their crock of hockey OS. 3 times now, but thier first one was OK (Microsoft BASIC in ROM in my TRS-80 model 1 level II) didn’t crash). :roll:

Oh, yeah, it takes special software to use different mouses for Windows, doesn’t it, not simply typing something into a config file and re-starting the x server. You need to reboot several times or something like that isn’t it?

I got real scared when the Windows operating system itsself told me several times that it was doing illegal things. I figured out I had better switch to open source so I could do legal things with my computer.

It means illegal like a game has rules. Because Microsoft sees us as numbers and children, not people worthy of service or respect. We are part of their sick, underdeveloped game.