That is what Renee says about me!!!
To keep the embarrassing thread going one time she told someone who had made reference to my thinning area, “That just means there is more skin to rub on!”
I started thinning around age 18, and by 32, a photo that candidly suggested I was attempting the old Hamlet combover convinced me to take to the clippers.
Now I wear my head skin with pride. The process of balding is potentially embarrassing (mostly because of jibes from friends), but being bald is no problem at all (except for sunburn). Why would I want to return to the days of worrying about hair?
No more day hair days, a baseball cap suffices. No more barber’s fees (a pair of clippers run liberally over the bonce once a month does the trick), massive savings on shampoo and other haircare products, no need for a travelling hair dryer, less time spent in the shower. The benefits are enormous.
I gave up Rogaine about 5 years ago. For me, it generates nice ‘peach fuzz’, but that’s about it.
“Touched by the hand of God, and there be his thumbprint!” Is what I say. That or “Friction-burns from the headboard.”
Odd how no-one ever believes either.
Martin Milner wrote
No more day hair days, a baseball cap suffices. No more barber’s fees (a pair of clippers run liberally over the bonce once a month does the trick), massive savings on shampoo and other haircare products, no need for a travelling hair dryer, less time spent in the shower. The benefits are enormous
Well said old chap!
Besides, why waste all the testosterone on growing hair!
Hair is still growing on the inside of my head, but coming out my ears, my nose and my eyebrows are growing wonky. And some of the shampoo savings goes into purchasing batteries for my ear mower.
MarkB
Thanks for that Jessie. Try Tucks.
I color mine. Started going gray at around 24.
I remember you mentioning a reunion with your old rock band a couple years ago. You played bass. Did you save all that hair after you cut it? Lets have a picture of your new 'white walls" -as we use to call a close shave up and around the ears. 
Hey folks, loss of hair is nothing a little stem cell reasearch application can’t fix. Same with missing teeth.
Not me, as any casual look at my noggin would make clear.
I started shedding at 17. It’s never bothered me. Never did a comb-over either. Embraced the Bruce Willis haircut about the same time Bruce Willis did.
I’m not proud or anything, but I have to admit that I am not above making fun of you baldness, Dale. I know you’ve forgiven me, but still.
10 years ago
2 years ago…starting to thin.
Me wife hates this picture (don’t anyone tell) she actually has a beautiful smile, and teeth.
So, the peach fuzz went away? It wasn’t a permanent condition afterward?
I’m so embarrassed to ask. 
and what, ladies (and gentlemen,) would be the correct feminine counterpoint to this thread?
…the color my hair used to be?
…are all my body parts the ones nature issued?
…do I shave or am I a post-modern hippie-chick?
…how many anti-aging tinctures do I apply to my face?
There is Rogaine for women, you know. 
I often have more hair than I can use, thanks.
Oh, I suppose the correct feminine counterpoint would be the tinctures, then. Or Moom. Whatever that is.
It’s fun. Microwave it, slather it on, apply a linen strip, and rrrrrriiiiiiiip!
When I lived in the Philippines Dimoxinil was marketed under the name Regaine.
No, no, no, no, no. No. NO. Nooohohoho. Emmline, depilation is not OT here, it’s anti-T.