OT: An American Anecdote

Two weeks ago, in the New York subway, a man sat down next to me and smiled shyly. I didn’t pay much attention, I was looking over the music of some tunes I had transcribed. But after a while I put a way my things.

The man next to me touched my knee and thrust a piece of paper into my hands. The thought that crosses every New Yorker’s mind at a moment like that is, “oh no, how do I get rid of this pan handler/bum who is hitting on me for money?” But I was wrong.

He said to me, “ask me questions.” His accent was thick.

I didn’t understand until I looked down at the creased piece of paper in my hand. It was a series of questions, starting with “What are the colors of the US American Flag?”

I looked up at him, but he had put his face in his hands, resting his elbows on his knees in an attitude of concentration. So, I picked a question and asked it.

“What do the stars on the US Flag stand for?”

“White,” he said.

“Yes, they’re white. But what do they stand for?”

He looked at me, worried.

“What do they mean,” I continued. “Why are there fifty stars?”

“Ah! One star for each state in the Union.”

I picked another question. “When is Independence Day?”

“July Fourth”

“What is term of office of a US Senator?”

He smiled as he answered, “US Senators serve for a term of six years.”

The train was rolling into my station, and I handed him back his paper.

“When are you up?”

“Tomorrow.” He looked worried again.

“Good luck,” I said, and then I had to get off.

As I walked away from the station I was thinking about what America means to those inside it, those outside it, and those in between. And I thought about change.

That’s a neat story! Our sexton at church, Oscar, just passed his citizenship exam, and we’re all so proud of him…our country has gained a fine new citizen!

Redwolf

Sometimes America is a good place to be.

Hey everybody look. Cranberry said something positive. :laughing:

And the funny thing is, Cranberry may have missed the point. :wink:

A great story Bloom. I sometimes wonder how many of us could pass the test ourselves. Some of these new members of our community work very hard to “fit in”. They do not deserve some of the rude comments that are heaped upon them.
Ron

That stikes home: I am “studying” for the same, so I recognized the questions immediately. I am pretty sure I can pass the English test and I am not too worried about the civics either :smiley: . My call may come any time between now and a year from now.
It is a bittersweet feeling, though. I have lived here for 21 years, and I decide to become a citizen right at the time when most of the things that made me come to America in the first place are being violated in some way or another… My main reason to do it, is I really want to be able to vote next time around. And I guess I still have hope for America to again be what it once was.

A British Colony.

As far as I’m concerned, you guys can HAVE everything south of the Potomac and east of the Mississippi back. Hell, take Texas, too, but I doubt you’ll want it.

Bloomie,
Thanks for posting that. It brings back memories of 25 years ago when my wife was studying for her test. When she applied for citizenship we were given the 3rd degree, almost exactly as depicted in the movie “Green Card”, because we were married just before Heidi entered the USA. We were both separately interrogated under oath for about 45 minutes. After going through that the actual citizenship test seemed trivial. But it was impressive when she stood up with right hand raised in the federal courtroom along with about 50 other new citizens from every part of the world.
Mike

This is all too cryptic for me. What is your original point?

'Enders,
there were actually many many things on my mind. One of them was how much harder it has become and how much more worry and fear there is for immigrants after 9/11. At the same time there is an enormous rush for US citizenship, of course. The path of a life turning on remembering Lincoln’s birthday…

There was something special and personal in a that experience, in the different layers of emotions for him and for me (I don’t think he realized he picked another alien out of the subway crowd), and I didn’t want to make a political statement with this post, one way or another.

Indeed, why do you need a point? (That’s positive.)

Coinage, panhandlers, attitudes . . .

I’d like to recount the old one about the guy trying to get Australian Citizenship, as it seems quite apposite, but I think I should let Wombat have the honours.

Understood. I think things can be politicized without becoming inflamed. Of late, I have become convinced that not politicizing things is the best way to get screwed by politicians. :smiley:

“Politics is show business for ugly people.”

Indeed… But leave it unchecked to the ugly people and things turn really ugly