Now find the date of your demise (for fun)!

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mines jan 1 2040



http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html



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Wow

2059 is my last year, which means I’m going to be a real old geezer. Any advice out there on how to best enjoy my geezerdome?

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Feb 3 2057

Looks like I’ll be quite a crone.
Hope I’ll have accomplished something by then.

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Jun 30 2037 - That will make me 81. Not bad, considering I’m already dead. :wink:

djm

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Yesterday.

Slan,
D. :confused:

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Oct. 30, 2054…I’ll be 84, I think.

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:boggle: It’s a good thing it has a disclaimer on it:

Note: This is just for entertainment and we are strongly against anyone taking serious actions based on this result.

So don’t go out and find the undertaker just yet, Dub :laughing:

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May 19 2075

Which would make me… a few months shy of 88.

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10.30.33 At the ripe not-so-old age of 77. Since most of my kinfolk live into their 90s, this is not welcome. Must be the stress. Damn, now I’m worried.

10

Gad! :astonished:

So ya commin’ to the wake? :party:

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Aug 11 2034. I’ll be 83. Suits me, as long as I’m as fit as a fiddle until the day before and I just have time to tell everyone where the policies are. :wink:

Steve

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January 20, 2050. So that puts me just 4 days shy of 95. Not bad.

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Insurance companies say 72 for men and 74 for women. I would bet on the insurance companies. They are not in it for entertainment.

djm

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I punched in the correct information and it had me living to age 87. I then picked what I thought were the best answers and it had me living to 119. :boggle: :boggle: :boggle: :boggle: :boggle:

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Phew, you must lead a faultless life! What with my eating and boozing I thought I was lucky to get 83. :wink:

Steve

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It didn’t mean it. It was saying to you “if you can lie, so can we!” :smiley:

Steve

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Says I’ll be dead, in September of 2037, aged 74 years. I guess it’ll be a fairly normal run for yours truly. :slight_smile:

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Something is borked.

I live in Japan, which has the one of the highest life expectancies in the world.
When I change from Asia to Europe, it adds six years onto my life. :smiley:

Artery-caking British foods must be outside Europe’s domain.

Mukade

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Despite my carnivorous diet and lack of exercise, I’ll supposedly get to 84.

Must be the lack of too much fun.

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Hey, you can put me in your will. I’m going to outlive you by three years. :slight_smile: