Lake Wobegon Homicides

see http://www.theonion.com/content/news/two_dozen_more_bodies_found_in?utm_source=a-section

I read this story and was taken aback.
Lake Wobegon always seemed like such a placid place.
At least our track record is still better than Wisconsin.

I’ll have to agree; anyone that force feeds lutefisk to someone must be a madman.

There’s going to be a crystal meth/gun running connection with Mayberry. It’s always the big cities.

I don’t recall hearing of any murders during Mass in Wisconsin.
Lutefisk has been outlawed in Wisonsin for years. If you sprinkle Mucinex on lutefisk it will desolve as it is nothing more than a large chunk of phlegm. I keep a box in the cupboard just for those occasions when the Minnesota in-laws show up.

If I had to live in Lake Wobegon, I would want to kill something. Anything.

Fargo you will.

djm

I don’t have any proof, but I think the Ketchup Advisory Board is involved somehow.

Makes you stop and think.

No need to be insulting!

djm

Lake Winnebago, Lake Wobegon, not much difference, I’ll shoot anything by gosh.

Gosh! It’s moving pretty fast. Do you think you can hit it? :astonished:

djm

That’s a Winnebago of Iowa, different thread, different forum, but it appears to be as big as the broad side of a barn so there is a relative certainty, assuming my glasses are clean.

Guy Noir would figure it out in a hurry…

His brother Pinot is more imaginative, after a while.

Good one :thumbsup: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: