Instruments that 'irk' you?

Someday you’ll see a “Sho” /sh’ou/, not in a shrine, but in a pub!!
http://www2.edu.ipa.go.jp/gz/m-wgk1/m-huk1/m-wnd5/m-sho2.mpg
Japanese mouth-blown pipes (pipes!).
Scale: ABC# DEF# GG# AB# BCC# DEF#
Could use for a few slow airs, perhaps.

BTW, anyone played a “shruti box”? sounds quite similar to Sho. I heard the sound in one of Desi Wilkinson’s CDs and thought it’d be nice to pick up.
http://www.silverbushmusic.com/harmdetail.html#anchor315579

“Niko”; a Chinese violin.
http://www.ishibashi.co.jp/webshop/niko/index.htm

I guess anything will irk you when it’s not properly played (or not kept silent).

tak…a jaw harp (or jew’s harp, as it’s still known around here) has a “boing” quality to the sound. the player changes the size and shape of the chamber they make with their mouth to raise or lower the pitch.

it sounds very much like springs do in cartoons where someone breaks a watch or clock.

boioioioioing…

thanks for the illustration! :smiley:
Actually one of my local retailers sells one for about $6.
Hmmm…

I’ve been told, by a very good jawharp player, that your best bet is the Whitlow harps sold by Elderly Instruments. They are more expensive, but they’re tuned - you could pick up one in D to start.
http://www.elderly.com/search/elderly?terms=jaw

Well, that’s just DanD, isn’t it. :laughing:

Sorry about the pun. You probably wouldn’t be heard at a session if you played a jaw harp. They’re a very ancient class of instrument, but comparatively quiet.

This is a problem?? :laughing:

Ah yes…I can see it now. A whole gagaku orchestra ripping into “The Sailor On the Rock.” I suppose having the session in the pub would be more convenient and less sacreligious than having it in a shrine…

Yeah, those shruti boxes are pretty neat, huh? Wouldn’t mind messing around with one of those sometime.

Slightly OT but here’s a story Eamonn Coyne told me years ago. It dates from the days when all guitar playing singer/songwriters had to have a harmonica round their necks.

Eamonn was at a folk club in Liverpool and this guy got up to do a floor spot. He had the guitar, he had the harmonica thing round his neck, but he didn’t have a harmonica. So when it came to his guitar break, he started munching on the meat pie clamped in his harmonica holder.

True story - honest!

Ken

Rocorder players! Esp. those with sheetmusic who think the whistle is below them, and who tongue every shrill note on the recorder, and when they have to stop for a breath, think the whole session should stop with them for a few seconds before resuming the tune.

I guess it could be worse…a recorder player with sheet music who tongues every note, doesn’t know how to breath and keep rythm at the same time, AND HAS TO HOG THE ONE MICROPHONE IN THE CIRLCE. :smiley:

Lorenzo, add drooling to that list. Believe me. :astonished:

Lorenzo: sounds to me like this recorder playing nitwit needs to meet your pal, Mr. Taser.

I’d yell a few choice words and tell him to get the Fermanagh Ulster Connacht Kerry out of your session and never return. :swear:

“Don’t let the door hit your butt on the way out!” :smiling_imp:

Guys like this are (at least one of) the reasons low D whistles were invented. :smiley:

An Overton-style aluminum Low D ought to do just fine.

Modal D/C might work as well. Shorter and 8-holes, but still a whistle :laughing:

There are ancient references to musicians in Ireland playing the jew’s harp. You may want to hunt up one made out of wood if you’re interested. Easier on the teeth.

I think they meant the overton whistle would be fine for hitting him, not for him to play…

ding ding ding ding ding ding

WE HAVE A WINNAH!
:smiley:

And if hitting doesn’t work, you can skewer him with it. :smiling_imp:

Luckily, I was just passing by at Folklife in Seattle, years ago, when I saw this strange and cockamamie recorder player join a session. I’ve never had the fine opportunity to enjoy such a fumblistic experience, myself. That would be a hard row to hoe.

I was so astonished by his blustrification–looking so goshblustrified and everything–that it left me feeling dumfungled and has provided me with ample nightmares ever since.

One time a flute (boehm system) player showed up at the local session, and I have been hearing about him for a while now…

(I guess he showed up numerous times, but I had the blessed misfortune to only be their for one suh lucky occurance)

Anyway, this guy is a jazz and classical player primarily and he had decided to come and play ITM “just for fun” since it didn’t really take “a lot of effort”.

Anyway, he somehow thought that ITM was like jazz: everything is improv, so you just “jam” with everyone, right? So he is sitting their, blasting away, sounding like crap, and doesn’t have a clue.

(ok so, this was quite some time ago, and I didn’t have much of a clue either, except that I knew he was too loud, and not really playing the tune…)

I find out later (recently) that he has since been trying to “write” or learn some trad music in Ab. He thought that would be dandy I guess…

Anyway… Very iritating…