Right, “rumply” as in well-washed to that point of being soft and slightly faded, with that smell of sunshine on them, and just . . . umm . . . pushed around a bit.
Uh oh, I see we need to clarify something! Only women are allowed to discuss your special scent. I’ll explain.
When women discuss that special scent, they’re talking about the scent detectable only by them which drives them to get you all over themselves.
When men discuss that “special scent,” they’re talking about Stench. Funk. Laundry you have to handle with tongs. For some reason, men just looooove that smell. Women do not.
The former is a clean, yet fascinating, slightly spicy smell. The latter is Ignatius Reilly.
Maybe I was, and maybe I wasn’t. Kind of hard to tell over pixels, isn’t it. I am, for the record, like, totally hip to what you’re talking about per the scent thing, Peggy. It works both ways, in case you didn’t know. Still, I’ll leave you to guess as to whether I was boasting of my pheromones or my socks.
But you see, my dear Nano, we DO know which you were boasting of because men can’t help but boast only of their stench. It’s something they seem to think we women find tremendously attractive. So even if you THOUGHT you were boasting about your pheromones, you weren’t. You were boasting about your socks. It’s all sub-conscience.
And just a note to you all…boasting about your socks is so not sexy