So, Mark: did I get it right about the rhyming slang? Huh? Huh?
Spot on.
Slan,
D. 
You sure did me old china!
My dear Perrins, my recollection is that I wanted protection from you. I’ve suffered not only sharp comments from you, but rude noises, as well! You are, after all, the one who crows “MINT SAUCE” with some regularity!
Amar, as much as he may carry on about the delights of lambs’ chops, has yet to injure me in any way. I’ve felt nary a nibble of my woolly little haunches.
I’ve positively tormented him over the months about a number of things, not just his pink pussy tattoo. He’s been a consumate gentleman about it the whole time.
Really, he has. I’m sure he’s a vegetarian.
Of course, I do try to confine my gamboling to times I know he’s safely tucked in his bed . . . just in case.
I would, I hear he likes his meat rare!
I’m sure that’s all bluster and puffery. He took my lambish “Holidays in Switzerland” post with good cheer . . . seems to have ignored it entirely.
I think he’s a fruit and veggie man, myself.
Crikey, 
looks like Bloomfield is breaking out he “favar beans and a nice chianti”
I would never touch a darling little lamb, of course.
But am I my brother’s keeper?
Wonder what Gunther would have to say on the matter.
Slan,
D.
Who is Gunther? 
Where have you been, Lamby?
http://www.gunthernet.com/
ONE MINUTE PROFILE OF THE PLEASUREMAN!
Bringing a message of true love to the world!
Pleasureman Gunther is set to have the biggest smash-hit of the summer with his fantastic debut single ‘Ding Dong Song’. Günther is a 29 years old gentleman style 2000 in his best years. Günther is from Sweden but he feels like a European. Günther has always been in the entertainment industry and now he feels it is time to change the attitude of the world to do something better. Günther wants to change the worlds look at the sexual way of thinking, so he have started a new trend to sexualise it more in the world. “A Günther trend”.
He has only started his mission to go out in the world and spread the message of Love.
The four main things in Günthers life are Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!
Oh, one other thing—if you let any one tie you up in a roulade you are supposed to agree with your partner on a word that means you aren’t having fun anymore. Then the game is supposed to stop. I cannot remember where I read this odd, but possibly life-saving, bit of information. The article suggested the word “raspberry” as an example. So when you start imagining that you might just be really going to be put in the oven and are no longer having fun, you shout “RASPBERRY!”. And then the other person will untie you. I guess.
Ohhhh, that Gunther.
He has creepy lips. I wouldn’t want those lips on me. Eww.
That is odd, and I can’t imagine where you would have found such an odd bit of information, to be sure.
I think in all the excitement, I’d forget the word that meant I wasn’t having fun anymore and shout “MINT SAUCE” instead.
[Glad you’re back! It’s been quiet without you! Hope your vacation was good!]
Wait till you see the teeth.